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No you’re NOT a gamer
I’m so sick of all these people who think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100hrs in this game and it’s great!” That’s nothing, most of us can easily put 300+ in all of our games. I see people who only have the Nintendo switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller then we’ll be friends.
Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew Valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT. REAL. GAMES. Put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
-sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers
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Mal: "Stack everything here, in plain sight. Wouldn't want it to seem like
we got anything to hide. It might give them Alliance boys the wrong
impression."
Wash: "Or the right one."
Mal: "That too."
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1. Civilians: earn the respect of the people around you but without drawing too much attention incorrectly to hide yourself in plain sight
2. Ladies: this could assist you in step 1, if the ladies respect or trust you, everyone else will
3. Stealth: put into use to escape pursuers or follow targets
4. Courage: you need to know that some laws are made to be broken to do the right thing
5. Agility: this makes escapes and pursuits easy, easier if your pursuer / target has none
6. Creativity: come up with something hardly anybody could think of Ex. Hidden blade, clever yet easy disguise, etc.
7. Militia: you never know when you might need more men for the situation
8. Last resort: do not be afraid to use anything and everything at your disposal in the mission
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