Recent reviews by Izakde

Solid approach! Will leave an actual good review once I beat the game.

If you have performance issues:
Commit a crime and steal a PC

Pros:
New PC

Cons:
You are a con

This is a dead project and clearly needs to be revised or scrapped entirely. Fun for a day with a friend. Not fun to continue without any support.

gnorp

Phenomenal blend of fun

First fort so far: Dwarf child just born for 2 weeks stumbles outta cavern and kicks a badger 1/2 to death, then the badger gets enraged and attacks a brewer, who proceeds to chase it outside across a brook while finishing off the other 1/2 of it's life. Due to this the brewing stops for literally seconds and everyone gets mad. Idk who's kid that is but they should be both proud of the fight and disappointed by the lack of brew. After that the merchant who was supposed to be liason to the outside world shows up, sees the corpse and immediately vomits all over the field we have. What a great first impression so far. Will update review later on the escapades.

GOAT

Good yes

This game is so good it won't even close properly for me to escape.

Literally, I am stuck in full screen and my computer is absolutely FULL of COOKIES.
Please send help.

No Voice Chat
Slow to Move
Annoying to Play
Feels Like I'm with BOTS rather than ACTUAL PEOPLE