Recent reviews by Ivan

EDITED REVIEW

----!!!Game got updated, its finally playable and worth buying, but still wait for a sale. Most of the issues bellow have been fixed.!!!----

Gunplay is good, guns feel nice, graphics are really good.

Now everything that is not good:

-Completely broken Deathmatch spawn (you can see people spawning infront of you, someone once spawned inside of me and we were stuck until someone came and killed us both) [FIXED]

-UI is broken, sometimes buttons light up but dont do anything when pressed, sometimes when you want to back out of a menu you are softlocked and cant (had to close my game for that one, nice feature). [MOSTLY FIXED, I THINK]

-When i first launched the game i thought some mong was in my lobby and talking to himself. Turns out that mong was me, microphone monitoring is on by default and it took me at least 15 minutes to turn it off. For some reason the game uses the Steam voice system? [FIXED, GAME NO LONGER USES STEAM DEFAULT MICROPHONE]

-Peer 2 Peer connection in a 2024 PvP game, because that didnt go wrong for GTA V. [STILL AN ISSUE]

-The "Copyrighted music" in the game menu is so bad. Its like Phonk but take the good out of Phonk and mix it with a really bad wannabe soundcloud rapper. Not to mention it completely doesnt fit the game aesthetic and setting. [STILL AS BAD]

-Every time i start the game back up it resets my display settings. Launches in a 1280x960 borderless windowed mode even though i set it to 1920x1080 fullscreen before closing it. [STILL AN ISSUE, BUT IT CAN BE FIXED BY EDITING GAME FILES]

-The game is WAY too dark in some places. I understand the lean on realism and realistic lighting but ffs some people can just sit in a dark corner and you wouldnt see them if they slapped you on the ass and gave you a kiss. Yes the flashlight exists but the second you turn it on its like you are transported into 1945 Hiroshima's Ground Zero. [ITS BETTER NOW, I THINK]


-------EVERYTHING BELOW IS IRRELEVANT AFTER THE RECENT UPADTES-------

For the time being i cannot recommend it. It has potential but the state it released in is absolutely unforgivable. Why developers feel the need to release a broken product before its ready just to "Get it out there quick" is beyond me. Finish your games before you publish. That practice should have been abolished after CyberPunk 2077 released. They delayed it like 3 times and even then it still released a broken mess because they didnt want to delay a 4th time. Put this one in the oven for like 6 more months and let it simmer.

Concentration Camp Tycoon with survival elements. I rate it 6000000/1944.

Great idea, mediocre execution at first but it got polished into actually being great. Only thing it's really missing is Multiplayer Arena mode where you fight other players and Co-Op for the story. Hidden gem that doesnt deserve to be so unpopular. Worth the price.

It is one of the games that exist so i guess thats a big plus.

2 of the best games ever made put into 1 game with improvements, working multiplayer and workshop support. Do i need to say more?

Asset mashup of other Source engine games released by Valve. Boring, relies on jumpscares instead of actuall tension and atmosphere. Backtracking simulator.

The dev gave up on the mod and there hasn't been a single word from him since it released in 2019, the Steam page info is actually lies. There is no VoIP. Even if you manage to find a server that actually has players and decent ping, the mod has terrible balancing issues and is INSANELY buggy (Cyberpunk levels or ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥). You will die constantly to helicoptersthat are semmingly stationary at spawn. Why is that? Because this mod has such bad desync issues that if the client and server dont agree on where the vehicle should be, it just defaults to its spawn and stays there while the person flying is actually in the air and can barrage you with rockets while being basically invincible. Dont bother. If you want a good Ravienfield MP mod, pay somone to make one.

Its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Postal 4

What more do you want, buy it for ♥♥♥♥♥ sake.

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second life for grinding

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Micro Transactions}---
☑ None
☐ Not required for the full experience
☐ Not much.
☐ Average
☐ A lot
☐ You need to be the richest man on the planet to afford all of it
☐ EA levels of stealing money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ Fallout 76

---{Graphics}---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ Bad (Seriously i dont know how they made it looks so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad. The Gold Source engine doesn't look like this.)
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☑ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☑ It’s free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
☐ Fallout 76


2nd part fo the review:

I dont normally do this part because there is no need in most cases, but this game is such a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ typical P2W i have to say something. I only played it for about 10 hours and the game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring that a bus drive from New York to LA without stopping is more entertainging than this piece of ♥♥♥♥. If you dont spend money on this game, you dont get ♥♥♥♥. The worst guns in the game are given to you at the start and theyre not even permanent. You have to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pay to make them permanent. The lag on the servers is so bad i wanted to vomit. The Gameplay is so chaotic you would need lightning speed reflexes to do anything and dont die in about 3 seconds from the round starting. The game runs on Gold Source (Half Life engine), but it looks like a really bad PS2 game.

Overall rating : Fallout76 / 10