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Bro they call this ♥♥♥♥ humankind's odyssey while you play as a monkey the entire game. I get the whole we came from monkeys thing but there's no evolving in this game. its just a monkey simulator

Fun game but once the new one came out a lot of my mods disappeared and broke my game. Don't know if the mods had anything to do with it but kinda weird to not leave mods there when they wont require further updates because of a new game.

New update changed the unlocking system. Stuff people have unlocked for years became locked overnight because of an update that introduced a currency system into the game.

♥♥♥♥ game. I have a high end system and it runs great when it actually opens. But half the time it takes relaunches and updates even though its on steam and should be able to update as needed from the launcher but it doesn't

forget about the art direction they took. this game is everything battlefield fans have wanted since bf3 and b4 came out. this game does battlefield better than any that came out after battlefield 4

The year is 1176. I am playing as Alberto, King of Italy and Tuscany, and holder of many other titles. Events are progressing well. I am well on my way to my ultimate goal of creating the Empire of Italia, bringing Italy, Corsica, Sardinia and Croatia under my heel. As Alberto I have used my stewardship ability to build up the power of my realm to rival the Papacy, my next target. I fully intend to pass on a legacy to my son and heir, Sinibaldo, a promising child of many talents.

It was my occasional practice to grant titles to my children. This always carries the danger of them falling victim to some battlefield accident, but I sleep better knowing those titles are in the hands of close family. Sinibaldo has his own dukedom and is waging war on my vassal Duke Ugo, who is not a family member but who is a true ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. The war does not go well for Sinibaldo and he becomes a prisoner of Duke Ugo. An unfortunate event, but surely he will simply be ransomed and we will all move on with our lives.

But several months later I get the shocking news: Sinibaldo has been executed! My only son, struck down at the tender age of 14 by the vile Duke Ugo--how can this be? I am enraged. In the heat of passion I move to revoke Duke Ugo's title, but he rises up in rebellion against me. The impudence! As I rally my troops the true extent of my mistake becomes clear--my other powerful vassals have also rebelled. With growing desperation I realize there is no path to victory. My last army is destroyed and I lose the war, my kingdoms stripped away, I am deposed.

I lean back in my chair and think about the rash idiocy of my actions. My son dead, my titles gone. I now have to play as my daughter and heir Benedetta, an eleven year old girl. It is time, I think, to pull the plug on this game.

But what of Duke Ugo? Can he be allowed to go on, after the vile murder of my son? No, I must bend every effort to see him brought down. And so I forge on.

As Alberto I had paid little attention to my daughter. Her guardian was some knight or other, and under her tutelage she had become rowdy, a warrior in a world of men who would never accept her as an equal. This, I thought, did not bode well.

As Benedetta my reign was immediately disturbed as the vassals of Tuscany formed a faction to remove me as Queen. But wait, this faction wanted to install a new king in place, none other than my own father, Alberto! I suddenly realized that as his only child, unless he fathered another male heir I would inherit his titles upon his death and once again the kingdoms of Italy and Tuscany would be part of the same realm. And so when the faction presented its demands I simply capitulated. Alberto was now King of Tuscany and I was Queen of Italy.

Yet my power was still not enough to challenge the evil Duke Ugo. To keep him close I appointed him my steward, but I also sent my spymaster to dig up dirt in his court.

Years passed. I got married, had children, quashed several rebellions, organized my realm and bided my time. When a Crusade was launched I led my troops against the infidels attacking my cousin King Mario of Jerusalem, returning in triumph and finally impressing even the most retrograde of my male vassals. The waifish eleven year old girl had become a warrior Queen.

But Ugo continued to plague me. As my steward he was often in my presence, always there to remind me of his evil treachery. I hosted a feast and there he was again, even trying to strike up a friendship! I coldly refused him, and he became my rival. The stress of dealing with him was almost unbearable.

And then the miracle--my expert spymaster had uncovered gold. Duke Ugo was a deviant!

This changed everything. I now had the key to bringing down my brother's murderer. But it must be done carefully--Ugo was still powerful, and I could not take him down as long as he and the other vassals of my realm opposed me. So I only blackmailed him, getting a strong hook that I would use to ensure his loyalty while I consolidated my position.

In 1211 I received news of my father's death. After the messenger left my chambers, I went to the family shrine and knelt in prayer, vowing to my father's spirit that his son, my brother, would finally be avenged.

More years passed. As both kingdoms were now mine, I slowly amassed enough gold and troops to take on my entire realm. A careful campaign of pacification had made my vassals compliant.

It is the year 1218, and time to put my plan into action. I expose Duke Ugo's deviancy. He is now a criminal. As my father did twenty years before, I revoke his title, and again, he rises up in rebellion, but this time no one will stand with him. My troops outnumber his four to one. With laughable ease I storm his palace and win victory. My knights drag him out and throw him down in the mud before me.

I arrest him and throw him in the dungeon. I revoke all of his titles and grant them to a distant toddler cousin. Years of emotional stress are wiped away in an instant--Ugo, my rival, murderer of my brother is now mine to do with as I will. Shall I torture him? Execute him? Shall I simply leave him there to rot in filth and misery? I ponder this choice, and the sweetness of vengeance.

if youre one dummies that thinks r6s is a tactical shooter play this instead. this is what a lot of people wanted r6s to be

It says free to play but you can barely play anything without forking up some money for 3-7 day licenses, I can maybe understand a monthly subscription service like thehunter classic used to have but to make me pay several times a month for maps is an absurd and unethical business practice.

people are review bombing this game for no good reason. They were mad the movement speed was increased and a new trailer for it sucked. the movement speed has since been decreased. the game is still the same game they fell in love with. the game is great and the best ww2 milsim you can buy. fun with and without friends. significantly better with friends though and it actually has a progression system that is pretty neat

I love this game. It was one of my favorite competitive shooters but sadly it is completely dead with 0 players. I'm not totally sure why other than I think it came out at the wrong time. I think if it had come out 10-15 years ago it would've been huge. I hope it makes a comeback but I'm not gonna bet on it. If it does I will change my review.