Taco Slap
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Balthasar 14 Sep @ 9:03pm 
BLACKFACER HE ISNT REALLY BLACK DONT LET HIM FOOL YOU:tesiv_adoringfan:
Roronoa Zoro 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:35pm 
AITA for roleplaying as Walter White during sex?

I know the title sounds bad but please hear me out.

I (37M) and my wife (25F) have had complications with sex our entire marriage (4 years), but recently we’ve started having more and more sex recently! I love my wife, and she loves me I think.

Now onto the story: I have been a massive breaking bad fan for years, I have all the merch and funko pops. But my wife thinks it’s an “unhealthy obsession”, which is just completely and utterly false! We were in the mood 2 days ago and we started having hot steamy sex, and while I was grunting I said “Oh yeah Jesse, im gonna cook up your boyp*ssy!” And my wife instantly said “WHAT!?” And I, realising my mistake, said “Nothing, probably just the wind.”
Roronoa Zoro 15 Mar, 2024 @ 4:35pm 
We continued going at it and we were reaching the climax, as soon as I came I yelled “Jesse! Feel my crystal blue c*m!” And my wife threw me off instantly and yelled “I’m done! I hate you and I hate your stupid breaking bad obsession, and I’ve been f*cking another guy because you won’t shut up about ‘Better Call Saul’ and how ‘Kim’ is a better wife than me!”.

As she was yelling more about how breaking bad is ruining me I told her “you’re acting just like skyler!” And she yelled that we are getting a divorce.

She has now moved into a motel and I’ve been thinking about what happened, I personally don’t believe I’m in the wrong, but I want to hear it from Reddit.
Balthasar 1 Feb, 2024 @ 3:16am 
-rep monkey:dudeschicken: