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How to tell thermite that he is your spirit animal and then commit terrorism! (part 1 of one)
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hey guys so in this guide im gonna share a personal story about how i told thermite that he is my spirit animal and then he told me that i was his spirit animal(full stop here)
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Ironwood 22 Oct @ 11:44am 
smooth moves, let's play another round
Slightly Legolas 8 Sep, 2020 @ 7:01pm 
Obligatory this was not actually today, it happened 5 years ago when I was 18.

So I was in my room jacking off, (I always jack off completely naked) and this hot girl accidentally walked in. I was really horny and I was a virgin so I got super nervous. Then as she was walking towards me her clothes accidentally fell off, so she was just in her underwear.

Now THIS, is where it gets really weird.

I said, “what next?” but she THOUGHT I said “Hot sex.” So she took off her bra and revealed her gigantic ♥♥♥♥, the biggest ♥♥♥♥ my virgin eyes had ever seen. We’re talking like HUGE ♥♥♥♥ here.

So I walked up to her just to get a closer look, but I tripped and my (now erect) ♥♥♥♥ fell insode of her by mistake!

Let’s just say, by the end of that night, I was no longer a virgin.

TL;DR: accidentally had hot sex with hot woman