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Recent reviews by Noctis

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41 people found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record
Slots & Daggers is a short, fast-paced, and genuinely fun game that doesn’t overstay its welcome. The core gameplay is simple but surprisingly engaging, blending quick decision-making with a satisfying risk-reward system.
What really works is how accessible it is you can jump in instantly, understand the mechanics within minutes, and still feel challenged as you progress. The pacing is tight, making it perfect for short play sessions, yet it remains entertaining enough to keep you coming back for “one more run.”
Visually and mechanically, the game keeps things clean and focused, prioritizing fun over unnecessary complexity. Overall, Slots & Daggers is a great pick if you’re looking for a lightweight, enjoyable experience that delivers solid entertainment without demanding a huge time investment.
Posted 18 December, 2025.
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71 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
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2.0 hrs on record
Megabonk is basically what happens when someone mixes platforming, chaos, physics, and pure disrespect for gravity into one game... and then says "Yep, ship it."
Your mission? Simple Bonk things. Bonk everything. Bonk like your life depends on it. And trust me, it will depend on it because half the time you'll bonk yourself off a cliff instead.
If you want a game that's silly, chaotic, surprisingly fun, and lets you feel like a discount superhero with a bonking stick... this is it.

Posted 25 November, 2025.
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31 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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157.6 hrs on record (115.2 hrs at review time)
Elden Ring: Nightreign is a must-play for fans of fast, tactical combat and cooperative roguelites. Set on a dynamic island with intense 45-minute runs, it combines adrenaline-pumping boss fights, procedural maps, and team-focused gameplay. The combat is tight and thrilling, especially with friends, delivering a fresh and compact take on Elden Ring’s signature challenge. If you love Souls combat and multiplayer action, Nightreign is an unforgettable, high-replay-value experience you shouldn’t miss.
Posted 13 August, 2025.
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44 people found this review helpful
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193.2 hrs on record
Cyberpunk 2077 is now the definitive open-world sci-fi RPG experience. Night City is stunning, alive, and packed with stories worth uncovering. With its gripping main story, memorable characters, impactful choices, and fast, satisfying combat enhanced by the 2.0 overhaul and Phantom Liberty expansion it finally delivers on its full promise. Immersive, polished, and unforgettable this is a must-play.
Posted 13 August, 2025.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
5.7 hrs on record (3.1 hrs at review time)
gud
Posted 4 March, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
77.1 hrs on record (76.8 hrs at review time)
Gud Game
Posted 18 January, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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144.0 hrs on record
Gud Game
Posted 15 December, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
Hey, come on, guys. Getting mad at a Souls game because it's hard is like ordering a plate of extra spicy wings and then complaining that they're too hot. You knew what you were getting into!
Posted 23 June, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
123.5 hrs on record (4.3 hrs at review time)
Gud Game
Posted 22 March, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
6.7 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
really gud
Posted 18 March, 2024.
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