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Negana to, dar ir patį sūnų supakavo, saudaužė, išprievartavo ir negražino


Pro Gamer girl
The official inventor and owner of cringe
Wise men say, Only fools rush in
So, anyways welcome!
I'm here to skinny dip
To skinny dip is my goal

*My profile is mainly a meme-machine*
Heres some real info tho:
I'm 20 *Hint: If this doesn't get updated every 2 years, I'm probably dead, ty for reading what I have left behind :)
Part-Time Csgo trader/investor/collector/memer
Fav color(s): Yellow (cyan, green, light blue)
Started trading after I won a free knife from a giveaway! ^ ^
(shout-out to CS Amino )
My favorite skins: Ak-47 | Vulcan (2021-03-22 dream skin achieved 4x titan kato 2015), lore, gamma doppler, fade knives, hand wraps Overprint
Fav game: Tanki X (Now Tanki X Revive) (playing cs to get $$$)
Highest CSGO ranks:
Wingman: Supreme
MM: MGE
Danger Zone:
My flaws: eVEryTHinG, spends 2 much on micro-transactions, doesent believe in tomatoes, slow
Most epic item I've ever owned - FN Butterfly fade

My pro tips in life:


Number 12 tip

People from same gamertag stay together. Don't play with people from another gamertag.

Number 13 tip





Losing in 1v1 is the worst thing, don't be happy when you lose. Try to win if you want to play 2v2. (Note: You can play 2v2 in ranked matchmaking).

Number 14 tip

Don't open 2 windows at once. You will lose your gun and one of them will be sticky with someone else, you can look into your other

Number 14 tip

Don't drink too much, you're losing sight of the target, and you can't shoot to well.

Number 15 tip

Stop getting into brawls, you don't need the shame. If someone you are in a fight with, give them a time limit to back out. If they don't back out, beat them up. Don't leave them to die, unless it's an ally.

Number 17 tip

If you are in an area that has a lot of enemies, you're already at a disadvantage, you can't go and hide inside a car because of the cover. If there's a car near a corner, don't go in that corner, instead go and hide in the car.

Last tip, never cheat and if you are cheating, don't do it alone. Do it in a party to improve everyone's game.
Now let's give some details about how to cheat so you can achieve what you want:
If you are playing in an empty lobby, you can't really give your computer any cheat options, even if you do something that would cause server crash, you will have to restart the game.
Let's say you are playing with the computer, so you can cheat on a server, so you can have a better computer for your team, then you can be very good, but please please don't ever cheat alone.





Terrible puns section: x)

*googles "tHis is rocket lEague"*

Sorry, perhaps you meant: its not over tiLL the fat lady sings

An Ex-SAILS man
Used to do a lot of rowing
*insert audience laugh here*

Mr excuses saga: (Its never my fault)
2020/11/2 New name
2020/11/4 New decal
2020/11/6 New quick-chats
2020/11/11 New camera settings
2020/11/18 New controls
2020/11/22 New controller cable
2020/11/25 New controller
2020/12/18 New keyboard
2020/12/22 New steering wheel
2020/12/25 New gaming chair (no for real )
2021/01/05 New glasses
2021/01\08 New internet
2021/01/13 New table TABLE TABLETABLE
2021/01/16 New calculator
yEs, autism can evolve