Recent reviews by Kessler

DOGGIE CLEAN UP CREW!!!!

UPDATE: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD WORK. They saw their spreadsheets go down!!!! Thank you for listening, Sony and Arrowhead


Imagine releasing a game, an incredible game. A game that brought so many people together in a time where the gaming industry seemed lost to corporate greed and minimal effort. Now imagine taking that wonderful game and saying "Oops! Sorry gang, our lovely corpo-rat overlords say you REQUIRE another third party account to play a game that you've already been playing for three months without an issue! If you don't make an account for a completely different, less secure digital ecosystem (playstation) you can't play our pc game anymore! Booooo ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hoooo". Honestly I didn't think much of it at first. I already had a playstation account from ages ago and I had planned on just letting it rot on my launch ps4, but I have to dig up its putrid grave once more to attach it to a steam account, which I really don't want to do because of Sony's plethora of security issues spanning nearly a decade. Then I discovered how many countries are not allowed to make a playstation account simply because of where they are on the globe......... This game has brought so many people together with the awesome power of DEMOCRACY at our fingertips, don't pull the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rug here, guys. Don't do a Tarkov. The game works just fine without a playstation account and sony sticking their grubby, sticky fingers into the wonderful pudding that WAS Helldivers 2. Let the Arrowhead team cook, they were ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slaying in the kitchen like Gordon Ramsey, but now Sony wants more data and funny spreadsheet numbers to make their shareholders and the top three chooms at the company happy. Let Arrowhead do their thing. Listen to them. They made a game that nobody has been able to make in years! Don't fix what ain't broke! Just take your corpo cut for using your logo when showing the trailer, stop being so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ greedy. Not everything is about your funny spreadsheets. READ THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REVIEWS, NOBODY WANTED THIS CHANGE!!!! Watch a youtube video, read a reddit post, scroll for two milliseconds on twitter, read the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ room, choom. I would hate to stop playing this game, but I can't support sony stepping all over smaller studios that have a successful game and ruining it with greed, corruption, and another account. How many accounts do we need to have nowadays? Are we just gonna need a login for every game? ♥♥♥♥, while we're at it, let's add an account for each planet in the game! If I had the money, I would buy Arrowhead from sony and just set them free to sail upon their glistening golden wings. I can't even fathom the sorts of wonders they could pump out.

If the spreadsheet quarterbacks at Sony want to see their data, let's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ give it to them. They'll see review data, they'll see refunds, they'll notice a landslide in ratings. If they want to ♥♥♥♥ with our games, we can ♥♥♥♥ with their spreadsheets, quarterly bonuses, and earnings reports. Games are about telling stories, exploring unimaginable worlds, delimiting creativity, and breaking boundaries. So many game companies have done so many layoffs recently because they see their profitability shrivel up like a worm in the sun because the recent fad of games has been "lets create a mediocre experience as a marketplace to sell skins and other cosmetics" And guess what??? Helldivers absolutely shredded this trend and it's success was nigh unprecedented. And at the price point of less than half the cost of a bundle from a skin marketplace experience (I can't even call them games at this point) that includes two skins, a spray, and a funny title card. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ learn, corporate rats. Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruin this diamond in a sea of gravel to get a percentage increase in profits you can count on one hand.

TLDR: Spreadsheet jockey corpo-rats want data and money so they effectively ban a great deal of the playerbase from playing a game they already paid for because it was more successful than they thought it would be.

It puts everything in perspective

wow

634 hours later edit:
I am still incredibly addicted to this game, send help. I see Dwarves and bugs in my sleep.

If you like.......
-Mining
-Shooting
-Randomly generated caves
-Pretending you are in Starship troopers
-Helldivers
-Being a dwarf
-Gunning down waves of dumb smelly BUGS trying to kill you
-Rock
-Stone

Play this game

Beyond light? More like Beyond YIKES dude. The loot pool is about 12 guns we have had since forsaken (Or reskins from destiny 1!) and all the perks on em are straight up garbage. Imagine releasing a content drop that actually gets rid of significantly more content than was actually added. The excuse of "It was to make the game smaller" is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, COD is over here with like what, 300 gigs now? I don't even know at this point lol. Don't get into this game if you don't want to hate it.

This game gives me trust issues. You never know if the tf2 scout guy waiting at the finish line is gonna push you off or just hug you. 10/10

IMO it's the best VR shooter there is

Wow. This game really gets into the deep stuff that you think of as a teenager and never really want to talk about. I think that is one of the reasons that I really enjoyed this game, it is one of the most relateable games (emotions wise) that I have played throug all the way. I Picked up this game last night and played it through the entire day 8 A.M. tp 7 P. M. because I had no responsibilities to attend to today and honestly I couldnt stop playing this work of art. If you enjoyed Undertale and character development heavy games like that, don't even hesitate to get this game.
9\10
-1 because it ended
Gregg rulez, ok

Worth the $0.66. I just finished the first chapter and WOW, this game is pretty good. I like the story and I can't wait to play the second chapter! I do have a few suggestions for the dev(s?):
-Having all the notes and journals be voiced would be an exellent addition
-The ability to save would be nice (most of the time I have played is me leaving the game running while I go do something)
-And some kind of guiding/help system (I got lost a lot but that may be just me because I like to explore a lot) (I do like the hints in the journals)
So far, about 8/10 and I hope the game continues getting developed and I give my best wishes to the Dev(s?) on their future projects and this one! Keep it up.