Every time you make that clutch play, I think my heart rate spikes a bit. Keep it up, and I might need some... personal coaching. (≧◡≦)

who are you???

UwU, if our gaming skills were magic spells, yours would be a legendary-tier enchantment! Teach me your ways, wise mage of the digital realm? ˚✩

UwU Noticed you got a new game badge on your profile! So pwoud of you, senpai! Let's level up our friendship too, okay? (๑>ᴗ<๑)

Every time I see your profile pic, my heart does a little dance 💖 and then it falls, because you never invite me to your games 😢. If I were a game on your Steam list, I'd want to be your 'Most Played', but for now, I'm just that ignored free-to-play title in the corner. Love me back, or let me go 😭.

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + 🙂 + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + not okay + problematic