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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2020 @ 8:43am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 2 Nov @ 10:29am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 7:55am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2020 @ 8:40am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:41am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 4:00am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 10:50am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2020 @ 7:58am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 8:00am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2020 @ 5:02am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 8:47am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2020 @ 4:58am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2020 @ 7:25am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2020 @ 9:27am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:19am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 10:20am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:40am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 3 Mar, 2020 @ 8:44am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2020 @ 6:33am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 1:38pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2020 @ 10:07am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 3:02am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2020 @ 8:25am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2020 @ 9:14am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 1 Mar, 2020 @ 9:46am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2020 @ 3:27am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 3:22am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:26am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:20am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2020 @ 3:33am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 4:22am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2020 @ 1:50am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 2:32am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 8:54am

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 5:50am

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 10:28am

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.
Unlocked 18 Sep @ 11:03am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 2:28am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 6:51am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 5:02am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2023 @ 10:21am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2023 @ 9:59am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 8:07am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2023 @ 7:52am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2023 @ 11:01am

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:29am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 6:18am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.