Weird ass chat logs of fame:
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Odd Blackling: were there black people in the roman age?
Odd Blackling: They whur prob monkeys back then
Admiralwaffles: shiiiii


Odd Blackling: mom asked me today " don't you just wana quit school and work ? " and i said " sure " and closed the door. now i went to her and asked if she wanted to drive me to the shop so i can ask for a job and she said " no you need to finish school "
Odd Blackling: make up yo mind woman


Odd Blackling: Naaaaat -borat
Admiralwaffles: throw the jew down the well
Odd Blackling: Yes
Odd Blackling: There is money down there
Odd Blackling: And sometimes batmans


18:13 - Odd Duckling: you know akons real name?
18:13 - Admiralwaffles: Akon Thiam?
18:13 - Odd Duckling: Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Bongo Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam


21:11 - Admiralwaffles: Usually they just go in shooting.
21:11 - Odd Duckling #jewlyf: war
21:12 - Admiralwaffles: war... what is it good for?
21:12 - Odd Duckling #jewlyf: oil
21:13 - Odd Duckling #jewlyf: then gas
21:14 - Odd Duckling #jewlyf: if not, sex
21:14 - Admiralwaffles: YES

21:24 - Jakub: I made a new game.
21:25 - Jakub: Jakub: I'll make a Waffles simulator.
Jakub: Things you need to do.
Jakub: Is.
Jakub: Be like this.
Jakub: Leaf Leaf Leaf Leaf.
Jakub: Leaf Leaf Leaf Leaf.
Jakub: Leaf Leaf Leaf Leaf.
Jakub: Leaf Leaf Leaf Leaf.
21:25 - Jakub: GOTY?
21:25 - Jakub: :3


21:29 - Bleez: I go drink now
21:29 - Bleez: don't forget your daily scotland forever
21:29 - Bleez: BYE

20:59 - Bleez: You
20:59 - Bleez: Canine dong bearer
21:00 - Bleez: I don't even



19:49 - gp.something: 20:48 - Bleez: <Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
19:50 - gp.something: <KT> a guy at work calls me "Mustang"
<KT> I'm wondering if he was peeking at me while I was taking a leak in the Men's room
<KT> how could he know..
<Strike> KT: were you peeing on all fours?
<scanez> lol
<KT> lol
19:55 - gp.something: <drmason> there was this one time I was wanking to porn...
<drmason> ... I kept a javascript tutorial open in another window so my parents didn't start wondering why I was always on the desktop with no windows showing
<drmason> so I'm just about to splurge when I suddenly hear my dad coming up the stairs
<drmason> alt-tabbed to the other window and tried to pull my boxers up... computer stalled JUST THEN as my dad was opening the door
<drmason> I just stood up and was like "♥♥♥♥... dad this honestly isn't what it looks like"
<drmason> and he glanced at the screen and said "I sure hope so because it looks like you're masturbating to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ javascript tutorial"


23:04 - Bleez: Vala hafstad you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
23:04 - Bleez: recent poll by the mmr
23:04 - Bleez: click
23:04 - Bleez: 404
23:04 - Bleez: quality

21:44 - Riga: me and my brother would play goldeneye pretending we were the russians killing the Americans