All right, listen up. My name is PC Principal. I don't know about you, but frankly I'm sick and tired of how minority groups are marginalized in today's society. I'm here because this place is lost in a time warp! Gamers who still use the word "retarded"! A Group who said women without wombs should get an AIDS test! A "person of color" who the children had sing soul songs and who the children drove to kill himself!
Gamers: No, he got brainwashed by a cult.
PC Principal: And that's two days' detention for you, young man, we'll see you at 4. Let me ask you this. We're in The Internet, right?! Where are the Hispanic kids? Huh?! Where are the ethnic and racial minorities?!
Republicans: Well, we got Obama. He's black.
PC Principal: And that's two days' detention for you, congratulations. I Googled Steam before I came here, and I cannot believe the ♥♥♥♥ you're getting away with! People claiming to be advocates of transgender rights, but really just wanting to make a meme! A white man who thinks he's Chinese and built a wall to keep out Mexicans! What the ♥♥♥♥ is this?! Are you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding me?! I'm telling you all, this is done! Like it or not, PC is back, and it's bigger than ever! Woowoowoo! You hear that?! That's the sound of 2024 pulling you over, people! Suck it!