IronKnightAquila's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 2:21pm

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 3:22pm

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 4:24pm

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 3:56pm

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 4:02pm

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11pm

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 3:15pm

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 4:16pm

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 4:11pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:44am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 3:43am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 10:10pm

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 6:04pm

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:24pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 5:31pm

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 5:45pm

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:30pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:21pm

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 2:21am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 6:42pm

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 3:55pm

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 4:21pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:58pm

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 3:31pm

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 2:26pm

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 12:08am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 31 Mar, 2020 @ 12:06am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 3:27am

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 2:28pm

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 4:24pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:22am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 4:24pm

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:51pm

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:45am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 4:23pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 3:19pm

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 2:03pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 2:13pm

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 2:01pm

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 3:18pm

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 3:53pm

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 2:00pm

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 11 Jun, 2017 @ 2:58pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 30 Mar, 2020 @ 8:15pm

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 18 Jul, 2022 @ 6:07pm

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 20 Aug, 2017 @ 1:58pm

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

3 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

0 / 30