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1 person found this review helpful
12.8 hrs on record (9.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Its a good game to spend your time.
Posted 2 July, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
24.0 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Alright putting the game F2P is a really low move Valve!
Shame on you, I expected better. OnO
You could have at least given the goodo stuffu from this but nooowoooo. In return the people that bought the game get that lame Prime stuffy thingy, that is is a big rip isn't it guys? UnU

This just shows that companies wanting to follow this fOrTnIte baTtLe rOyALe tRenD just because munz and popularity is very saddening to see. yny

In other words all I have to say about this situation is:
eAcH dAy wItH a nEW baTTle roYaLE uPDaTE iN gAMeS wE stRAy fUrTHeR fRoM gAmInG gOD aND gO fUrTHeR iNtO cANceR.

gOOd joBBu vALvE-cHaN!
Posted 9 December, 2018. Last edited 9 December, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
𝐒𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝟓 𝐛𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞! 𝐖𝐡𝐲? 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐲:
So...oh boi...this game is...how can I put in good words....It's utter garbage and I'll explain much more better as to why the game is such Garbage (even though the graphics itself already say poor development all over it). Anyways I guess I'll start by saying the Pros and Cons.

𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐬:
I can't believe i'm saying this but in my 𝐇𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐎𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐨𝐧, the pros about this game are literally 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞, 𝐙𝐞𝐫𝐨, 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝. And before you say "that's going a bit extreme, the game surely must have something good!" Haha...𝐍𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐠𝐞 and you'll see why i'm saying this once I speak about the cons. But fair enough I guess there is ONE Pro about the game which is, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭.

Now finally moving on to the best part, the hecking cons! Now grab your popcorn and get ready because I have many reasons for everything I'm about to say below. So let us begin!

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬:
I'm going to start by quoting something i said above and move from there which is "𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭." So...you might be asking yourself now "Why do you say they failed at reaching the concept?" And here's the first reason I'll give you...𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧. I have enough proof to say this, why? Well....I guess I could write it down like this but I prefer to keep it more clean and simple so i'll do it from 1,2,3 and etc.

𝟏𝐬𝐭: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐄𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 "𝐁𝐚𝐝 & 𝐏𝐨𝐨𝐫" 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐭
So how do I say this? First things first, I have a pretty good computer, It can run games MUCH LIKE MUCH more graphical than this one, but you see...𝐮𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧𝐞. This games are well designed, this game is 𝐧𝐨𝐭. Why do I say this? It's quite simply really, the graphics are just ugly to look at, everything looks like it was rushed non stop, the effects, the models, the map, 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠. And true this could have been a decent 𝐆𝐓𝐀 𝐑𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐱 𝐄𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 type of game I guess, but it failed because of this most important reason, and since the game is poor designed and 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐚𝐝 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥. It's pretty obvious that everything else will be downhill as well. The game is poorly optimized making you lag or freeze for a few seconds even with a good computer.

𝟐𝐧𝐝: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐮 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞
"What you are judging the menu as well? What could be wrong with it?" Fair enough dear reader fair enough....but as for you see...𝙎𝙞𝙥𝙨 𝙩𝙚𝙖...Remember when I said that if a game is poor and bad designed, everything else will go downhill? Well it still applies and the menu didn't escape it either, the Menu looks normal but first things first, the character customization could have been 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬. Would have it really taken too much time to let you have a full customization on your character? Like changing your hair, clothes, etc or changing the color of all of that. But instead what you get is already made Skins that you can only change a bit here and there which to be honest doesn't matter much. Along that...𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐮 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧. They even failed at making the options menu good and normal, and to be honest 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡. So I even question why they even added it if it doesn't change almost anything at all.

𝟑𝐫𝐝: 𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬
Alright this one can be really small simple, true getting into servers is quite easy and all of that but my biggest annoyance in this that makes me put a bit of my salt in it is that...𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧. And some of you might say "That's pretty good, I mean we are more secure", yet again another fair point dear reader thing is though....𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠. Not only it would have been much more simple than what it is, It would probably be faster as well. Like MUCH FASTER. Another unlogical concept which I don't even know why the Creators thought was a Good idea is...𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐠𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐋𝐄𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑. Like...Oh my lord just 𝙬𝙝𝙮. It just makes you lose time for no reason when they could have just instantly got you in the game. No offense but it's just 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐩𝐢𝐝 with no Logic to back it up at all.

𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙤𝙥 𝙩𝙤 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝟒!

𝟒𝐭𝐡: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐚𝐩 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐬
Now this one will be my most fun to talk about! "Why?" You say, well because!!.....𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐭. Which is where the "Poor & Bad Game Design" comes back in to bite the game and make it even look worse...I guess we can start with the Controls first. The controls are 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐧. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙖𝙬𝙛𝙪𝙡, 𝙄 𝙢𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙩. Well actually apologies, at least the walking and attacking buttons are normal, everything else is just 𝙜𝙤𝙙 𝙖𝙬𝙛𝙪𝙡. It is just really bad that it makes you kinda question how they thought this controls would be a good idea to begin with.
Now the Map! What can I say about the Map?...Well....𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜. [𝙇𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙤𝙤 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝...] And I mean it, what do you have? Well you have those generic stores that look 99% The same as the other stores, the houses that almost none look different at all except if the creators thought like this: "Let's change the paint here and there and nobody will care!" which if they did...𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐬. There's nothing else I can say about the map, it's not like it's also terrible [𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝 𝙞𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙨.], It's just...Generic as hell which makes it non entertaining at all. Another bad thing about the map is that 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭. Well time to move on to the most important thing of every game created (or at least one of the most important stuff most of the time), 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲.
The gameplay is just awful, you do something 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥, you rob a car 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥, you punch someone 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥, you get punched by someone and you try to defend yourself punching back 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 as well. Why? Because the gameplay is boring as heeell, the cops will always screw you up no matter what and you really can't fight it back most of the time. This is also more like a 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐢𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐫 than the game it should be really. Why? 𝐁𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠. First the missions are just bad...they aren't even interesting, if anything you do it for the money and thats it, the cars are also sloppy and boring.
𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰:
This is a Game that doesn't deserve your money at all. Want a good game similar to this one? 𝐆𝐞𝐭 𝐔𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐝 since It's 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄, it's also 𝐅𝐚𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐚𝐝𝐞 than this one, I also made a review about unturned so you can check it out if you want to, anyways this is all, thanks for reading.
Goodbye Reader!
-Aƙιɾα
Posted 21 August, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
117.4 hrs on record (89.7 hrs at review time)
So I play this game for quite a while now.
In my opinion I recommend EVERYONE this Awesome and beautiful game.

True it does indeed look like a Zombie Survival Minecraft Game (I thought the same myself)
But the game is so good that I was and I still am able to stay hours and hours if not even days playing it with friends and more!

In the end if you really want a good,free survival game Unturned is your best pick,not only it gives you tons of weapons and vehicles. It also gives you a bunch of Skins and Items to make bases,not to forget that the crafting system might look hard at first but after a while you very easily get the hang of it!

With all of this said sometimes the community itself is bad but hey,most communities are bad in something so in the end I think everyone that likes Survival games should give Unturned a try sooner or later,you won't regret it!
Posted 27 December, 2017.
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