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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
U... Ugh......... I mean... The game works.......?

Otherwise... Please don't let this be your first H.O.G.!!

It has poor click detections. Poor item combinations. A glitch (an envelope was glitched out for me and followed me into Menu screens). The H.O. scenes look like they were all thrown together in a big, uncaring mess.

Then....... You play a total idiot in this game. One that doesn't give a flying sheet of what happens to his wife.

There are way too many things to point out, so I'll just quickly speed type SOME OF them: A few item locations make no sense (WHY THE HELL was there a RARE TREASURE BOX INSIDE A NOOSE LOOP?!?!?!?!?!), item usage makes no sense (you can't cut with blades and can't even pick up fish with your hands. Yep. This MC is not only sheet, he is also a p*ssy), you will be forced to clean stuff almost everywhere you go. I SWEAR they made me dust twice and freaking clean an ALREADY CLEAN STOVE!!!

Oh and all the Talismans are missing the "OF"... So like "Talisman OF Flying"? Is "Talisman Flying". Seriously...? There is also a duplicate place on the map and... When you go to save the wife... Don't use the machete... She says "I can't fly"... There is a DAMN LADDER behind her and she tells you to keep her tied up....................... You then get to the End WITHOUT rescuing her.

OKAY THEN!!!!!!

I finished the game and it's... A really predictable story... But what did I gain? I've played H.O.Gs that glitch and you can never finish them. I played some that the items are so tiny, that you can't see sheet. And here...? It's like they made a joke of the H.O.G. genre.

If you told me this was a parody? Okay. I guess I would slightly believe you and maybe scoff at the stupidity of it all. But I somehow doubt that this was a joke...

Therefore... Save yourself the trouble!!!

THERE ARE great H.O.Gs out there. DON'T let this one cloud your judgement!!!
Posted 2 December.
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2 people found this review helpful
3.5 hrs on record
I lost count on which Lost Lands this, so... A continuation of the series if you will.

More other worlds. More danger and fun. There is also a shop this time around (the amount of money will *always* tell you which item you need... Or just per in game need) and you can leave tracks in the snow as you walk.

Now... While everything is fine and good... I have to disagree with one part: They killed off Fulgur! THE DWARF! THE AWESOME MF THAT WIELDS THE GIANT HAMMER!!!!!!!! WHY???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And then you think... "Oh, in the Bonus Game... That will be remedied." No. They fill in the gap of what happened to the Moo Mage, after the fight with the Four Horsiedman.

Damn it...! The only thing that can save these series... Is IF they continue to have fun/interesting gameplay and/or... Put a good lookin' guy in there.

I guess I shouldn't really complain... As things are far worse in video games nowadays anyway.

Still a win though. Eh.
Posted 1 December.
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2 people found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
The scientist on the cover (your Library Game Cover that is) could've sold the game alone. He is hot and I played the game... Hoping he would be like a side NPC that you come and talk to a few times. NAH. He is just an NPC... You see him at the end of the Main Story.......... Help him and............. The game is over by then. SNIFF.

Oh the game. Well, I liked the first one and this one... Yeah... This one was alright too. Except the "mechanical" parts... I had no idea wth I was putting together.

The story. Okay hm... The first one had a unique twist and in the second one... You just uh... Well, stop the bad guy. There are inconsistencies in some parts that would need answers to... But this is a H.O.G. It's normal.

I don't really have anything to pick on. It works fine and it didn't piss me off. It has mini-games you can solve and you don't have a list of "H.O." objects to find... But rather a "silhouette list" of objects and you have to use them correctly. So basically if you played the first game, it's like that.

Yeah uh... I still like these. Alright. Moving on. Woop woop.
Posted 29 November. Last edited 30 November.
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2 people found this review helpful
7.5 hrs on record
I saw a guy on the cover and read that this was a "spy" story and I was like "YES! I WANT TO READ THAT!!"... Only to realize that this was a sapphic romance.......... XD

And... It turned out to be better than expected. (Even if it does have "certain things" that wouldn't be said/found in the 1700s and there were a few parts that felt *forced* into the story.) At first I wasn't sure how I was going to survive, loving romance in stories... But preferring males only. Then I kept reading and... I actually started to like it.

It was certainly interesting and while I didn't date or romance or care about doing anything sexy with another woman, they all had their own charm. They each had their own persona and even as my allies... I still had fun.

Even when a male came along that you could *kinda* be bold towards... I was so excited, that I for a moment forgot what I was reading lol.

So if you are like me, want a spy novel and can bypass a few "inconveniences"? This one certainly has something to it. :)

(Oh and choosing to write a dirty poem for a gay guy? That was a freaking hilarious event.)
Posted 29 November.
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3 people found this review helpful
1.5 hrs on record
This game... Nearly escaped my grasp. When you have cat/wolf-eared people... That is no easy feat.

That aside, I really need to know... Will there be a continuation or an expansion?! At first I was really confused with everything that was going on. This game doesn't give you much, going from one event to another. But...! While I was like that at first.. By the time I got to the end... I realized I was actually intrigued.

Now then... Everyone is really great looking. My reading time is higher due to that... XD...... Uh... Oh yeah. The CGs are really pretty and fit with the scene. I didn't expect to have that many CGs for a short game (and that detailed! The artist is awesome!)

Music: The game actually depends more on sounds versus songs. Thankfully. I appreciate quiet/ambiance sounds versus some weird soundtrack.

The story... Okay! This one is important. There are DEATH routes... Where you just gotta restart and then there are the two males. MY RECOMMENDATION is to play Zenith's route first... THEN Sirius.

You see... Zenith's route is the more playful of the two. But you might be confused at what's really going on... Yet at the same time you'll see something in his route. Depends if you can pick up on it or not.

SIRIUS on the other hand... I believe is the "TRUE ROUTE". It not only *feels* longer... You also get a hell lot of answers on that one too.

Now *I* think that this game can either benefit from a continuation... If the Developer intends on it that is, as there are plenty of unanswered questions... Which I really need to know answers too... HAH... You got me curious!

OR.........! OR an extension. Such as: More about the characters. The world. I still have no idea what the MC does and how and what and so on and so forth. Hell, I wish to know more about the "V" guy and the "F" guy and anyone else you feel like including!!!

So overall: This was both a weirdly intriguing story and kept me on the edge of my seat for those action scenes. By the end I really did care. Regardless of how abruptly it may seem to end... XD

The "gripes": I will only point this out due to speed readers. This game, while isn't slow, sets its own pace on how it goes from scene to scene and sentence to sentence. If you read like SUPER FAST... You might be a tad bit annoyed. Have patience. I think(?) this was done on purpose.

That and... I didn't really like the MC's personality at first and her weird actions. Especially in Zenith's route. But...! For one: I don't really know much about her or why she does what she does and two... This is normal for certain people I suppose. In the "true route" she was actually better... At least in my opinion. XD

Either way...! Kept my interests and holy, thank you. I actually felt more awake and aware hahah!

IF YOU DO decide to do a continuation... Extension? I AM SO THERE!!!

YEAH!!! :D
Posted 25 November.
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2 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record
Le Anciento Spirits is a rather beginner friendly H.O.G... Especially if you choose the "Easy" mode. They will literally show you where to go (all the time). There are good descriptions of what needs to be done and eh... If you forget the task? The "Hint" will tell you the task again... But you will use up the Hint.

(Maybe also play the Tutorial... Especially if you don't know what "combine an item that doesn't have a plus on it" means.)

For H.O.G. Experts... There is the other mode. Have fun figuring out how to walk on that map! I certainly got lost... In the jungle of destruction...

Now the game may not have epic graphics (who in the hell cares about those anyway?!) and the story is fine for a H.O.G... They do differ in that they try to give you different things to do. Every task you have to undertake? It makes sense for you to go looking for the item you need.

I also like the "protection" "item" and the stuff at the end. Fun.

Oh the Mini Games... Are actually all doable. Unless you are incredibly lazy.

Anywhoways... I have no qualms with this one. It's fine. It was relaxing (even if I got lost 3x million times...) so............ Yep.
Posted 25 November.
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2 people found this review helpful
21.5 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
You know the game is for you when you get the "Bunny Cat" as your first cat! :D

The game is adorable, fun and bouncy. I like everything about it.

Even though I accidentally clicked "No" on the Tutorial (The "Yes" is on the right I believe... Where "No" usually is... ^^")... I still managed to figure everything out without much trouble! Phew!

It's an Idler, but you can raise levels or just watch your cats plop around if you got a bit of time to spare.

Overall... I actually have no qualms or complaints. I am really glad to have found this game and it doesn't overwhelm me and just gives you goodness by the pounds. :D

Well made and I appreciate it bunches!!! Thanks ya!!! :)

Woop woop!
Posted 24 November.
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2 people found this review helpful
9.0 hrs on record
Well it's about time I finished the Trilogy!

This game kept freaking taunting me, telling me I couldn't beat it. But I did.

It also teaches you to USE YOUR POWER UPS. DON'T HOG THEM. The gameplay otherwise is very... Very... ZZZZZZZZ. But also make sure you don't run out of gems to be able to afford them.. HAH!

If you are new: this game tells you how to play and then drop kicks you to high hell. At one point I was already 10 - 20 levels past rocks... And THEN a TUTORIAL pops up and says "hey, you blast the rocks with this". I am like ... "I ALREADY FIGURED IT OUT!!!" Why was it SO LATE?!

Anywho. You get the point. It's Thanksgiving-Christmas season and I got such a Festive game in. I am done.

Good job. Yay. Woo.
Posted 24 November.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.5 hrs on record
Ooh yeah alright... For a short story... It still managed to evoke the "feels".

The artwork is really pretty. I just took some moments to appreciate it whilst reading. ^-^

There is only one Choice you can make and... I made the right one. Thank goodness I understood.

I mean... That's a good lesson!

Honestly, this story feels like I uncovered a tiny mini treasure. It may not seem like it's a big deal outright, not to everyone, but then one day... It'll hit ya and then the tides will turn for sure.

As for now: Thank you and good job. I am going to feel melancholy, yet be at peace. For a bit anyway.
Posted 21 November. Last edited 21 November.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Today I take break and play the "Beautiful Woman" game. I not know if woman is beautiful or not, I not be into them.

As I play, the woman like to cosplay as a warrior, ready for a beauty battle.

When second round come, the woman take off some clothes. I no care. Then I care, because I see that they have pretty clothes.

Third round some woman put on pants. I not know why. I already saw more than that.

Fourth round they wish to play. I not play with them. I not want to. I tell them the truth: "I must return to reality... Dinner wont make itself".

Maybe woman get it. Woman be lonely, but woman has other men looking at said woman and is happy.

(Thanks for the Jigsaw puzzle break and some of the lingerie designs are really cute!! I will look forward to finding/acquiring similar items in reality! :D)
Posted 17 November.
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