smh copy pasta i did it first

no way i just found out my mother is from lithuania and therefore believes in the cheese theory, wait what you dont know what the cheese theory is? i will explain it to you, *clears throat* so the cheese theory is basically the belief that everything is cheese on a molecular level, so for example the air is mostly made up of nitrogen oxygen and carbon dioxide. now, the cheese theory states that each molecule is in fact made up of cheese, what i mean is take the nitrogen atom for example, the nucleus is just a big cylinder of brie and the electrons that orbit are simply just baby bells, now ofc this is different for every atom/molecule but the concept is the same. now the reason this is a massive crazy chad moment is because this means i was right all along, all those morons who used to bully me for believing in something so stupid, are all gonna be bowing to my feet, sucking on my toes and doing everything i say as i am the cheese king, this is actually so insane i love you all <3

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yeah ik i was joking it says on my profile i have 5k lmao

this mf does NOT have 4 hours in stick fight