I showed the Battlefield 5 trailer to my Grandad. A man who fought in France. He said...

"Is that a female?" "Yes grandad" "Is that face paint?" "Yes grandad" "Does she have a prosthetic hand?" "Yes grandad"

He then took his glasses off as his eyes filled with tears and said...

"I lost so many friends in Europe during that war. They weren't ’friends’ at all. They were my brothers. And I miss them everyday."

He wiped his tears away and finished by saying...

"I'm sorry, I didnt see any women with claws wearing face paint....but I saw a lot of dead men. Is this what people think happened? Because it isnt."

I patted him on the head and simply told him...

"You're uneducated."

Sorry 😭 I can’t ❌ hear 👂 you, all my money 💰 blocked ⏸ you out 🚪. If you broke boys 😫🤭 stopped ✋ looking 👀 at my story 📖 you wouldn’t ✊ get disappointed 😔 when you see 👁 my with my lavish 💍 lifestyle 📽💷🗺✈️. It’s sad 😢 how all you dummies ❌🧠 don’t 🚫 get to live a good 👍 life when I’m out here 🌇 in the UAE 🇦🇪 being a king 🤴. Sorry 😐 not sorry 😐. I gotta flex 💪 when it is my time ⏰ to flex 💪. You’re just too poor 🚫💸 to be living it up 👆here where the gays 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 get killed 🔫💀 for being gay 🤢🤮 like you are. 🔙🔛🔝🔜, oh wait 🤚I never ❌ got off the 🔝. I’ve got the 🆑🅾️UT and you don’t 🙅‍♂️.

guess what u dirty little _____ you need to watch ur mouth, you dirty ______ I hope justice will serve you, you little autist ______ hahaha, and you said I was a ______? You're the biggest ______ I know... dirty boy

-rep has lowballs

u little rust sweat 10/9-11 would bush again

I sexually Identify as Donald Trump. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of deporting disgusting foreigners from the United States. People say to me that a person being Donald Trump is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a toupee, a small loan of a million dollars and great relations with Putin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Donald” and respect my right to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. If you can’t accept me you’re a Trumpophobe and need to check your Trump privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.