WELCOME TO MY PROFILE, PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SHOES AND SENSE OF LOGIC
🎮 Level 420 Elite Grandma Clicker
🐧 Banned from Club Penguin for tax evasion
🕵️ Currently hiding from the FBI in a Minecraft cave
🎸 I do 360 no-scope therapy sessions on Tuesdays
📉 Ranked Bronze IV in emotional stability
🧃 Once beat Dark Souls using a Guitar Hero controller and blind optimism (true story)
🥄 Inventory: 37 spoons, 1 cursed hat, 0 idea what's going on
👑 I main the tutorial boss and still lose
🔫 Teamkiller since birth
🧙 Professional gaslighter of NPCs
🌚 I don't sleep, I just alt-tab to the void
🤡 I'm not good at games, I'm just really persistent and slightly loud