Why do I love Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick isn't just the best game on Steam, it might just be the greatest form of entertainment of all time. Just imagine it riding through the sandy beach, the wind in its hair, its mighty pogo stick below him. As it rides through the red mountains, the ladies swoon at its very theme song. They know how it sounds. The essence of its msic is sold in Morocco under the name of "Putt-Putt Orgasm." The very nature of Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick is mystery. Could it be playing a deeper game than even its creator realizes? The answer is yes; it has transcended such boundaries as the digital world, and has free will to do whatever it sees fit. However, Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that it does not even use these powers.

Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick is not one that is easily penetrated. Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick is such a force of nature in its realm that nothing can truly touch it, the only thing keeping him bound to the world of the PC at all is its will to exist within the preordained boundaries of its world. Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick is not only beyond the comprehension of us, it exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe its playful smile, its gorgeous and rippling biceps, its gallant nose, and most importantly, its eyes. Those eyes, like pools of zeroes and ones, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick is not just a video game, a formless collection needed to test how magnets apply on a hard drive; it is the binding that holds the saga of life together. Without Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick, the entire Steam Community, the entire world of as we know it crumbles. The Nile would stop flowing without Putt-Putt® and Pep's Dog on a Stick, the Ocean would dry up, and the Icebergs would melt without its frosty gaze.