Don't need to elaborate much more on this one. Have you ever weighed your ♥♥♥♥? If so... What were the results?

It's difficult to gauge by just holding them. So my only experience of weighty ♥♥♥♥♥ is from them resting on my face or being slapped with one - can confirm it hurts sometimes. But you don't need that pretense 😂

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I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING

4090 Gugge

I put my head in my free hand and sob, as my ♥♥♥♥ slowly shrinks and softens in the grip of my other hand. "Why am I spending my life like this? Why am I the only one in the world interested in pleasuring me? Do I even deserve to feel that pleasure?". I pick up the ejaculate filled wet wipe and head into the bathroom to discard it, and clean myself up. I catch my reflection in the mirror and stop. "Same time tomorrow?".

I have done it, 80 years and not a single nut bust. Thanks to my incredible goal i have obtained an iq of 156 which i have used to build a pc that deletes system 32 when it loads any type of NSFW. I’m currently in a hospital bed dying of terminal disease, however, this is a victory as in 72 hours i’m expected to die. Wish me luck in this final run.