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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫
🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥
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🧡 Cool Guy 🧡
⚡⚡ Let’s be friends for future games ⚡⚡
🌟🌟 Have a wonderful year🌟🌟
💫💫 Stay safe & take care💫💫
🔥🔥🔥+REP The profile is fire 🔥🔥🔥
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Bakugou: Are you sure your mom isn’t home?
Deku: Yeah, I’m sure.
Bakugou: That’s what you said last time she caught us.
Deku: Kacchan... we were 5.
Bakugou: You were still wrong, nerd.
Deku: Please don’t call me that.
Bakugou: What did you say?
Kissing
Bakugou: The hell?
Deku: I want you to call me... by the name you gave me.
Bakugou groans
Deku: Please, Kaccha-
Kissing
Bakugou: Shut up, Deku.
Deku giggles
Kissing
They fall onto bed
Deku: Kacchan... make love to me...
Bakugou: Hold on, I need to prep you first, Deku.
Deku: It’s okay. I've already prepped myself for you.
Bakugou: Um- well, I need a condom...
Deku: I trust you, Kacchan.
epic
Doin', doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom
You know we straight, doin', doin' your mom. [x3]
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans
I approached her in the checkout line, and said: "yo baby wassup?"She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom
If you don't repost this on 5 profiles in the next 5 hours, the 2 ghosts of Seby's Bain will murder you.
(A thousand apologies for my atrocious use of the English language. You see, i grew up in the town of Dehradun, India. There i did not speak English, instead I spoke Garhwali, an indigenous language of the area. It was not until a few weeks ago that I began my journey to understand and masterfully use the English language. Perhaps now that you understand my origins, you could forgive my incorrect and flawed grammar in my statement above this disclaimer. If you have the Mercy of a thousand Vaishnavists please do forgive me.)
Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:
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*Now Look For The Q And Your Wish
Will Come True:
... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO
*This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N':
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
*Now Find The Mistake:
ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ
*Something You Really Want, After the
countdown!!!!!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your
Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now
Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish
Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20
minutes! Or What You Wished For Will
Be The Opposite
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