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Personal Achievements
 

Wake Up Call

Survive the manual override
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2013 @ 4:21pm

You Monster

Reunite with GLaDOS
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2013 @ 4:40pm

Undiscouraged

Complete the first Thermal Discouragement Beam test
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2013 @ 3:19am

Bridge Over Troubling Water

Complete the first Hard Light Bridge test
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2013 @ 9:26am

SaBOTour

Make a break for it
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2013 @ 1:08pm

Stalemate Associate

Press the button!
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2013 @ 1:33pm

Tater Tote

Carry science forward
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2013 @ 12:04pm

Vertically Unchallenged

Master the Repulsion Gel
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2013 @ 2:16pm

Stranger Than Friction

Master the Propulsion Gel
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2013 @ 7:50am

White Out

Complete the first Conversion Gel test
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2013 @ 8:10am

Tunnel of Funnel

Master the Excursion Funnel
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2013 @ 9:49am

Dual Pit Experiment

Do the same test twice
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2013 @ 9:05am

The Part Where He Kills You

This is that part
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2013 @ 10:17am

Lunacy

That just happened
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2013 @ 10:55am

Drop Box

Place a cube on a button without touching the cube
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 1:49am

Overclocker

Complete Test Chamber 10 in 70 seconds
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 2:02am

Pit Boss

Show that pit who's boss
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 3:45am

Preservation of Mass

Break the rules in Test Chamber 07
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2013 @ 10:52am

Pturretdactyl

Use an Aerial Faith Plate to launch a turret
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2013 @ 7:28am

Final Transmission

Find the hidden signal in one of the Rat Man's dens
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 1:51am

Good Listener

Take GLaDOS' escape advice
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2013 @ 1:08pm

Scanned Alone

Stand in a defective turret detector
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2013 @ 1:20pm

No Hard Feelings

Save a turret from redemption
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2013 @ 1:18pm

Schrodinger's Catch

Catch a blue-painted box before it touches the ground
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 2:32am

Ship Overboard

Discover the missing experiment
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 6:45am

Door Prize

Examine all the vitrified test chamber doors
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 2:37am

Portrait of a Lady

Find a hidden portrait
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 2:47am

You Made Your Point

Refuse to solve the first test in Chapter 8
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 2:52am

Smash TV

Break 11 test chamber monitors
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 3:40am

High Five

Celebrate your cooperative calibration success
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2013 @ 4:36am

Team Building

Complete all test chambers in the Team Building co-op course
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2013 @ 8:22am

Confidence Building

Complete all test chambers in the Mass and Velocity co-op course
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2013 @ 5:27am

Bridge Building

Complete all test chambers in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2013 @ 6:28am

Obstacle Building

Complete all test chambers in the Excursion Funnels co-op course
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2013 @ 7:52am

You Saved Science

Complete all test chambers in all courses of co-op
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2013 @ 2:14pm

Iron Grip

Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mass and Velocity co-op course
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 4:44am

Gesticul-8

Perform all 8 gestures of your own volition in co-op
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2013 @ 6:55am

Can't Touch This

Dance in front of a turret blocked by a hard light bridge in co-op
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2014 @ 9:46am

Empty Gesture

Drop your co-op partner in goo while they are gesturing by removing the bridge under them
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2014 @ 9:13am

Party of Three

Find the hidden companion cube in co-op test chamber
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 5:52am

Narbacular Drop

Place a portal under your co-op partner while they are gesturing
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 4:46am

Professor Portal

After completing co-op, complete Calibration Course online with a friend who hasn’t played before
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2013 @ 7:56am

Air Show

Perform 2 aerial gestures before touching the ground in co-op
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2014 @ 8:04am

Portal Conservation Society

Complete Chamber 3 in the Hard-Light Surfaces co-op course using only 5 total portal placements
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 4:51am

Four Ring Circus

Enter 4 different portals without touching the ground in co-op
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 6:12am

Triple Crown

Solve 3 co-op chambers in the Mass and Velocity course in under 60 seconds each
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 4:57am

Still Alive

Complete Course 4 with neither you nor your co-op partner dying
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 6:39am

Asking for Trouble

Taunt GLaDOS in front of a camera in each of the five co-op courses
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2017 @ 6:40am

Rock Portal Scissors

Win 3 co-op games of rock-paper-scissors in a row
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2016 @ 5:48am

Friends List With Benefits

While playing co-op, hug 3 different people on your friends list
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2016 @ 11:47am

Talent Show

Never lose a cube in Chamber 6 of the Mobility Gels co-op course
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 6:07am