Recent reviews by Icey

i suffer from severe depression

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a really nice game, if you want to play against talented players that are totally not cheating. Its lovely getting a Deagle oneclick through two walls on Dust 2 while the enemy is looking at the floor. Nobody in this game is cheating because VAC is a very secure and reliable source of anticheat. Thats why they invented Overwatch: you can now tell on your own if a player is cheating. Don't worry, he won't get banned anyway. The weapons in this game are really balanced, for example: the main-rifle of the Counter-Terrorists (the "M4A1 or M4A1-S") deals ~90 damage if you hit your target in the head. A Five-Seven (which is a pistol) oneshots on the head, same does the P250. Oh, and speaking about balancing: in my opinion it's totally fair that a P90 has a firerate higher than my will to live.

Talking about my suicidal thoughts: russian teammates make your experience a lot better. They will never talk english, so you don't have to worry about them insulting you. Nobody understands them anyway. I played CS:GO a lot now and I still come back to this beautiful piece of software. It's so fun if you just run around and get killed from someone who is spinbotting. "Oh, but wait, they introduced Prime, so no cheaters there, right?" Wrong. Prime is just as filled up with cheaters as non-prime games on Silver are. If I could play only one game for the rest of my lifetime, it definetly would be CS:GO because I am pretty sure it will end my life faster, since my heartcondition (after playing CS:GO) is the same like the one of a 80-year old man.
Conclusion:
Nice game, definetly would recommend it if you don't love your life anyway.