Recent reviews by Ian Eats Babies

I bought the game because of all the positive reviews... Are these paid bots? The presentatiopn is decent, but gameplay dull and simple, locomotion clunky and no smooth locomotion availeble. This. Is. ♥♥♥♥.

Might well be good, is unplayable with a controller though.

Unplayable. Keeps getting booted to main screen for connection issues, never been able to actually play for more that ten minutes.

WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ DO YOU MAKE ME GO THROUGH ALL OF YOUR ONLINE ♥♥♥♥♥ JUST TO CLOSE IT ALL AGAIN AND LAUNCH THE SEPARATE SINGLE PLAYER EXECUTABLE ANYWAYS?!

YOU BLACK SOULED ♥♥♥♥♥

While pretty, incredibly dull and straightforward story. Controls are stiff. Mediocre, wait for the bargain bin.

Doesn't work anymore after the useless launcher was introduced. Avoid like the plague.

It's awesome, and then some.

Update: 70 hours in and showing no signs of getting boring!
There are still bugs, but to be honest they're hardly noticable (for me at least): floating phones is about the worst I've seen.

Don't do it. It's broken, and will never be fixed.

Sluggish gameplay, pisspoor optimization and crashes galore.

Enjoy.

Skyrim who?