You do realize, I am the best?

You know with Great skills comes hot women.

Hello hot super sexy and awesome woman, you can have my phone number. Just kidding! No number for you, silly woman!

Bury the light deep within
Cast aside, there's no coming home
We're burning chaos in the wind
Drifting in the ocean all alone

Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart
Baby, bang it up inside
(Imagine it with a cool Patrick Bateman edit (literally me))


I am Patrick Bateman, Tyler Durden, Red Hood, Batman, Spider-man, Officer K, John Preston, Walter Wade, Walter White, Jesse Pinkman, Gustavo Fring, Donnie Darko, Henry Letham, Driver, Lou Bloom, Narrator, Homelander, Soldier Boy, Black Noir, Joker, Negan, Rick Grimes, Mike Afton, Travis Bickle, etc.