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1.7 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
Make sure you look up proper squatting form on You-Tube so you don't hurt yourself. (If you don't know what you're doing.)
Went from Average Caboose to Golden Glutes in 4 months.
Get Strong.
Open jars w/ your thighs.
Posted 7 December, 2021. Last edited 7 December, 2021.
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1.5 hrs on record
I love Normal Skyrim a lot and was super excited to get the crap scared out of me from the spiders and other wildlife.

GOLD coins....they flew away when I tried to pick them up (literally beat up a dead man with a gold coin that wouldn't go into my bag). Potions wouldn't go into my bag, and decided to fly off as well. The first mage spell book...nope.

Spent a good 3-4 hours of my life this morning on Nexus Mods, Reddit, and with you fine people in the review section...trying to figure out the best mods to install to fix these problems. After downloading, installing, reordering, failing, errors. My game finally opened.

Oh the cart ride was beautiful! It was wonderful! Majestic! Rolf lamenting about his dear lover and juniper berry mead. And we were riding with royalty! Everything would've been great if it wasn't for being handcuffed and Rolf being such a Debbie Downer.

After awhile, the cart stopped and we were at the end of the line.

One by one we left the cart. Mr.Horse thief ran off, and got shot down with arrows...a cruel looking woman with Extra curly eyebrows dared us to run....no one else did. I realized we were going to die.

Dread filled my stomach as the warden asked..."Who...ARE YOU!?" Sadly, when I went to declare my name, everything froze. Time and space is stuck in an endless loop and here we are today.

-Asked for a refund because the game kept freezing at "name a character" and not going to spend another morning playing with mod manager 2020.
Posted 12 August, 2020. Last edited 12 August, 2020.
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48.3 hrs on record (47.8 hrs at review time)
If you don't have this game, it's the greatest game you will never ever play, and I'm glad I'm not you.
10/10 masterpiece.
Posted 3 April, 2020.
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3.0 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
Between this and TF2, quarantine has been super bearable so far. Thank you so much for a fun game seriously. The community is absolutely insane and immature...beloved like the TF2 community.

Keep being weird Secret Laboratory.
Posted 1 April, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Made me feel like I was at Best Buy. 11/10 best walking simulator ever. Very realistic.
Posted 25 March, 2020.
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2 people found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record
The girls in this game are dressed like a pack of wolves attacked their clothing and ripped it up. Feel like a great game was ruined by something so silly like lack of modesty. <_<
Posted 21 January, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record
Steam says I have 2.1 hours. I'm a lv 43, played for a very, very long time. (See screenshot) The first Prime World was wonderful, this one is ok. (BTW that is my second account. I use to play on the Microsoft store and guess this one was imported from there?)

The game is now riddled with micro-transactions, nerfs, and other "Pay to play" gates. I normally wouldn't complain, however - I've watched this title degrade over time. Old grey mare just ain't what she use to be folks. Go find another horse to ride.
Posted 7 January, 2020.
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47.8 hrs on record (17.2 hrs at review time)
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A HIDDEN GEM!!! It's Minecraft at sea, with better graphics, awesome rag-dolls, and ghost pirate ships. THIS CAN BE A SINGLE PLAYER GAME!! This can also be played with just a small group of friends!!!
This game can ALSO be played as an MMO!!

You will NOT regret this purchase....I can see myself easily getting thousands of hours in on this beast. <3
Posted 1 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,683.5 hrs on record (685.5 hrs at review time)
I've accepted the fact I will play this game until I'm dead.
Posted 23 November, 2017. Last edited 8 December, 2021.
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5 people found this review helpful
14 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
Not enough diversity, can't recommend.
Posted 28 October, 2017.
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