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Man Eater

Kill 50 men as a female character.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 12:46pm

None Shall Pass

Successfully defend a castle.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2016 @ 10:01pm

The Holy Hand Grenade

Kill 75 enemies with throwing weapons.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 11:45am

Khaaan!

Kill 75 enemies with horse archery.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2020 @ 10:04pm

Get up Stand up

Cleanse the town of bandits in the opening mission.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2016 @ 12:13pm

Best served cold

Defeat 10 enemy parties in the snowy regions of Calradia.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2016 @ 4:39pm

Trick Shot

Land a shot with a difficulty of 10 while using a bow and arrow.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2016 @ 5:02pm

Gambit

Land a shot with a difficulty of 5 while using a throwing weapon.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 4:29pm

Old school Sniper

Land a shot with a difficulty of 6 while using a crossbow.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2018 @ 9:39am

Calradian Army Knife

Kill 10 enemies with a throwing weapon's secondary function.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2016 @ 2:22pm

Mountain Blade

Kill 10 parties of Mountain Bandits.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2016 @ 5:57pm

Holy Diver

Kill or wound at least 500 enemies.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 1:42pm

Force of Nature

You and your army have killed or wounded 5,000 enemy troops.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 12:21pm

Bring out your Dead

Get one of your healing skills to 5.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2016 @ 5:36pm

Might makes Right

Get either two strength related skills to 5 or one to 7.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 7:49pm

Community Service

Install and play one mod.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2016 @ 10:51am

Agile Warrior

Get either two agility related skills to 5 or one to 7.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2016 @ 10:56am

Mind on the Money

Have two of the following skills at a 5; Looting, Inventory Management, Trade, or Prisoner Management.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 11:28am

Art of War

Have two of the following skills at a 5; Trainer, Tactics, Leadership, or Persuasion.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 3:50pm

The Ranger

Have a 7 in one of the following skills or a 5 in two; Tracking, Path-finding, or Spotting.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2016 @ 5:20pm

Trojan Bunny Maker

Get the engineering skill up to 5.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2016 @ 8:12am

Migrating Coconuts

Visit every major town in Calradia.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 6:22pm

Help Help I'm being Repressed

Harass wandering peasants on the map.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2016 @ 7:33pm

Sarranidian Nights

Camp in the Sarranid region of the map.
Unlocked 27 May, 2022 @ 2:50pm

Old dirty scoundrel

Have a -50 relation with a lord, village, or faction.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2016 @ 9:49pm

The Bandit

Raid 3 caravans and raid 3 villages.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 3:53pm

Sold into Slavery

Sell 5 people to the ransom broker.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2016 @ 6:02pm

Medieval Times

Enter and win a tournament.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2016 @ 2:32pm

Good Samaritan

Help a lord or party win a fight.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2016 @ 7:48pm

Morale Leader

Raise your soldiers' morale from low to excellent.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2016 @ 11:10am

Abundant Feast

Eat 6 different types food concurrently.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2016 @ 8:32pm

I dub thee

Promote one of your followers into a position of power.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2018 @ 9:56am

Sassy!

As a female character get into a duel with male lord by insulting him.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2018 @ 5:41pm

Knights of the Round

Recruit 6 hero characters.
Unlocked 12 Aug, 2016 @ 3:32pm

Talking helps

Engage in a conversation with a hero character through the party screen.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2016 @ 12:15pm

Pugnascious D

Pick a fight with a lord by insulting him or by challenging him to a duel.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2020 @ 11:39am

Gold Farmer

Amass a fortune of 100,000 denars.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 9:50am

Royality Payment

Be granted your first fief.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2016 @ 7:48pm

Medieval Emlak

Become the owner of at least 5 fiefs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 4:24pm

Calradian Tea Party

Make your own faction.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2016 @ 3:26pm

Concilio Calradi

As a ruler have 3 vassals.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2018 @ 9:04am

Victum Sequens

As a ruler conquer 10 towns or castles.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2016 @ 4:24pm

Glorious Mother Faction

(MP) Win a round of team deathmatch mode.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2018 @ 7:51pm

Queen

As a female character, make your own faction.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2018 @ 1:42pm

Talk of the town

As a female character, raise your renown to 50.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2017 @ 2:27pm



Look at the Bones!

Face off against 100 enemies using custom battle mode.

Baron got back

Win a battle against a lord or party who previously beat or captured you.

Melee Master

Make one of your melee weapon skills 250.

Dexterous Dastard

Make one of your ranged weapon skills 250.

Got Milk?

Steal 3 cattle from a single village.

Book Worm

Finish reading one book through the camping screen.

Romantic Warrior

Learn 3 poems from tavern bards.
0 / 3

Happily ever after

Get Married.

Heart Breaker

Get a character to elope.

Autonomous Collective

Be chosen as marshall.

The Golden Throne

Rule all of Calradia!

Kingmaker

Put a pretender on their rightful throne.

Manifest Destiny

Assist your faction in conquering Calradia.

This is our land

(MP) Your team successfully defended a castle in siege battle mode.

Spoil the charge

(MP) Kill 50 cavalry while on foot, the enemy must be killed while mounted.
0 / 50

Harassing Horseman

(MP) Kill 100 people with mounted projectiles.
0 / 100

Throwing Star

(MP) Kill 25 people with throwing weapons.
0 / 25

Shish Kebab

(MP) Perform 25 lance kills while mounted.
0 / 25

Last man standing

(MP) Win one round in battle mode.

Every breath you take

(MP) In any multiplayer mode have more kills than deaths.

Choppy Chop Chop

(MP) Slay 50 foes with slashing weapons.
6 / 50

Mace in yer Face!

(MP) Kill 25 foes with a blunt weapon.
0 / 25

The Huscarl

(MP) Kill 50 foes with throwing axes.
0 / 50

Ruin the Raid

(MP) Win in Conquest mode.

Elite Warrior

(MP) Win a round of deathmatch mode.

Son of Odin

You have completed the following achievements: Might makes Right, The Huscarl, Melee Master/Dexterous Dastard, and Holy Diver/Elite Warrior.

Iron Bear

You have completed the following achievements: Mace in yer Face!, Spoil the Charge, Agile Warrior, and This is our land.

Legendary Rastam

You have completed the following achievements: Abudant Feast, Mace in yer Face!, Sarranidian Nights, and Art of War/Melee Master.

Svarog the Mighty

You have completed the following achievements: Might Makes Right, Choppy Chop Chop, Glorious Mother Faction, and Old school Sniper.

King Arthur

You have completed the following achievements: Melee Master, Knights of the Round, Every breath you take, I dub thee/Good Samaritan.

Kassai Master

You have completed the following achievements: Trick Shot, Khaaan!, Agile Warrior, and Harassing Horseman.

Man Handler

As a female character, Capture and sell three NPC lords.
1 / 3

Girl Power

As a female character, help a female claimant reclaim her throne.

Empress

As a female character, become queen of all Calradia.

Lady of the Lake

As a female character, give a companion character a great sword.