Recent reviews by I Shit In The Shower

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This is the sadist excuse for a company

One of the best games i own

its a game

>be me
>bin playing Rome 2 allot
>gets bored of vanilla factions
>goes to DLC page looking for new factions to play
>sees blood and gore
>"whats this?"
>opens page to see a "mostly negative" review
>hmmm
>cant be that bad
>sees that its only 2.99
>guess it couldn't hurt to get it
>5 minutes later...
>all the blood and gore effects on my screen melts my CPU and starts a fire
>ohh ♥♥♥♥ ohh HECK
>the fire precedes to burn my house down
>the fire then spreads to the neighboring houses
>the fire ended up burning down the whole block
>my face when this 2.99 DLC put me into hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and destroyed the lives of a dozen families

broken piece of ♥♥♥♥

its ♥♥♥♥ like rust but even worst

Not worth the $8 i spent on it. The factions are weak and only have cav so its impossible to get walled citys.

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