Recent reviews by Low Functioning

I want what they're taking

looks and sounds nice, plays like how you'd expect a fat guy to fair in a zombie apocalypse.

Definitely seems like an interesting concept for a melee system, it's just a shame that the complication of it combined with how old the game is means that you are guaranteed to get bodied by somebody who's been playing since the game came out on an almost dead server. If you're a masochist this is the game for you, otherwise save your time and money.

Exactly what it would feel like to be "The Thing"

The game has some very interesting game mechanics, and for the first couple hours it is very engrossing and quite fun. after those first couple hours however the game just seemed tedious, as you continue the game you get more powerful, but at a rate that doesn't ramp up the challenge, I never truly felt that I was in trouble, or that I should change my tactics of run in and slaughter. While the game isn't my cup of tea it might have more appeal to someone else.

Feels like the game was just released to early access.

AI for combat is 1 or 2 steps short of getting caught on world objects trying to chase you across the maps, Progression is Grindy, Shop management is beyond easy, you can clip shop furniture together if you place them in certain orders. After a couple hours you've gotten the full Shoppe Keep 2 Experience. I could only see a masochist trying to complete this "game".

I've sank many an hour into this game as a child, was even more eager to play it on a system and account I didn't have to share with siblings. It's unfortunate that Valve has left this game to die.

Updates are almost non-existent, and when they do push one or two out, all that happens is the hive of cheaters and bot hosters come back en-masse to make any server absolutely unplayable, community servers are all but dead save 2-3 hours after everyone gets home from work/school.

To those who have come to this game because they saw something funny on Youtube about it should know that TF2 is no longer the game that inspired that content, and it's best to leave your expectations at the door if you plan on playing.

Awesome Visuals and mechanics, ballbusting difficulty. 10/10 would play again

As a game, absolutely terrible. Simplistic maps, terrible combat, and not fully finished. You get to one part of the game and there is no way to progress. The only reason I can see someone buying this game is for the badge.

I got the game free on HumbleBundle, and I must say, I had a very good time playing it, I do have to say that some of the mission objectives where a bit confusing at first because I didn't relize I had to put information into the email replys, but that was more an error on my part then theirs.