Скорошни рецензии на Low Functioning

nothing quite like ripping apart a room full of dudes with a sword, then beating the last guy with my fists, finishing him off with a looney toons style head smash that makes them just explode everywhere

if you see floating t.v's it's already too late

you will spend either 100 hours or $100 to get to a point where you actually can have fun, then you will be crushed by someone who's spent 1000 hours or $1000 for the sole goal of screwing over new/free players

I am ze bug, you will eat me

Great game, too bad the publisher is Sony. regardless of them "back tracking" their stance on PSN accounts the fact that they would do what they did in the first place is just disrespectful. Refund is pending already and I can't be asked to repurchase

It started out fun and entertaining, just enough challenge to keep me interested.

I sit before you now a broken man, having reduced the game to a condensed rat pile in order to get every achievement.

I will celebrate my perfection of the game by throwing a party for the king and queen, removing the entrance door, then burning the place to the ground

perhaps watching the rats scurry about in the death trap will relieve me of this monstrous headache.

oh god, where'd he go?

This is the first time in almost a decade that I haven't regretted paying full price for a game. there are bugs, and there are glitches, but they are dwarfed in comparison to how fun and clean the rest of the game is.

Not the battlefield we asked for, but the battlefield we deserve.

After seeing the trailer and deciding to finally pre-order a game for the first time, I Pre-ordered this one back in 2020.
After watching the fiasco that was Cyberpunk and experiencing this mess firsthand I'll never make the mistake of doing that again.

To say I'm disappointed would be an understatement

Story full of plot holes, voice acting and dialogue that is worse then most fan-fiction smut, and gameplay that is overly easy even on the hardest difficulty. The whole thing screams of being hastily cobbled together after they realized their deadline for release had passed by a month ago.

I could probably write a 10 page essay on just the first 6 hours of gameplay and still not get to the heart of why I'm saying
Don't buy this game