Senaste recensioner av darth waffler

Hello there!
I’ll start with the good stuff, and why I do recommend this game. It’s highly tactical, you have access to all the weapons in the game from the start. You feel like John Wick and everything runs decently okay after some tweaks. I have a 2070 SUPER and i play on low graphics, about 110-130fps. Depends on the map of course, some maps i get 45 fps.

But so far so good, however, the big part of this game is the AI, and the AI has wallhack, some even have the power of aimlock, and thats always fun of course, and it would be fine. But the bots also have a reaction time of 0ms, so yes, you can die pretty quickly. Some might cry, some might scream, but some find a solution to this, and that’s called mods!

Now, mods are available in the game already, so there is this AI mod overhaul thing that should make the AI less cheaty, and it does kinda work sometimes, huge upgrade.

So now we come to the worst part of the game, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ evidence that keeps disappearing. So when you play multiplayer with friends and you, like me, tries to get S on all the missions. Some guns may disappear, strangely enough through the floor where you cant access it, or it just clips through the map, or flies to a different location. But not for all the players in your lobby, only for one or maybe two of the players.
What that means is, if you die, and your friends clutch it, you could have to restart because your friends simply cant find the evidence, even though I see the gun on my screen!

If they fix this and the AI, which I highly hope for, then we have a perfect game. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ perfect one. Insanely fun stuff!

Looks like 90% here never played this game, everyone recommending that is. This game is like the backside of my grandmas a-hole combined with some sticky glew of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. If you claim you enjoyed the parkour, you are wrong and foolish, cause you most likely spammed space and prayed your character would hold onto the edge, but like people used to say, do you feel like batman when playing the batman games? Well the answer is no, no I don't. Just like I don't feel like a zombie parkour guy in this game, the zombies are unrealistic, if you do a clean strike with your sword a real zombie would get separated into two pieces, whilst in this game the zombie brushes it off by falling to the ground and then slowly stands up again. The only good part about the game is the fact that you can shoot zombies and 1 shot them, that is more like realism, you get 1 point.

SPOILER : Not that I claim this to be a spoiler really considering the story sucks in this game, in my opinion, and lots of others, like Michael Jordan who hasn't even played this game cause he knew it wasn't worth his time. If a devoloper were to read this, I didn't fully dislike the game... I hated it, you had like 50 minutes of fun, that was til i realized how buggy it was. I climb a tower, I do everything perfect like I always do, and then all of a sudden my character says, "you know what, I wanna experience free falling", and even though you say it ain't a good time, the character is the one who chooses, but excuse me good sir, I wanna be the one in control of my actions, not the character. Thanks.

I'm like a delievery loot system. I spend 10 minutes gathering stuff that I will later give out for free to the bigger gamers that spend way too much time playing this game. I'm the hero this game needs, not the hero they deserve.

I'm now owning everyone. They are the delievery loot systems.

The only thing I have to say about this game, is extremely negative, I actually have nothing good to say about this game. It's depressing, makes you want too end your life, you know, playing both killer and survivor is horrible, you gain nothing from playing it except a reason to end your life.

As a killer, you will experience toxic survivors, those who waste your time and let everyone else in the team finish the gens, and then be funny about it and write "ez game" or "xD easy, uninstall" and those people are correct, that's exactly what you should do, uninstall and never play it again, cause games like this make your life far worse than it already is.

As a survivor, you might encounter those killers survivors has made them, the face campers, the tunnelers, and guess why they do it? Cause of the freakin toxic survivor ♥♥♥♥♥, you understand how hard it is too play against a 4 man survivor team? Especially with their frickin flashlights and teabags and writing in chat.

So I am here writing this, towards you highly skilled players who clearly likes to be toxic in chat after a game, and in the game, please, I know the devs don't care about this game, but could you?

I didn't receive this product for free, nor did I want to receive it for free. This game is basically free in the first place, and extremely fun. I have been framed for murder so many times, when I know I'm innocent. I have said "I am not imposter." and then they say "Only an impostor would say that." and I go with something like this "well, if I were the killer, then how come you're alive?"... and it never works, literally never. It's like the most epic thing to say, and it doesnt work. Do not give me awards for this review. I'm only here to speak my peace. Also, make sure too buy this game on a sale!

This game is good and all, but watch out for a guy named Queece Boringman, the thing is, he got so tilted when I killed him that he destroyed his computer 45 times in a row, now that's commitment. If you do meet him however, you will kill the bosses and finish the game, as long as you summon him as a friendly man, otherwise, you will die.

Resident Evil 5? More like Resident Sleeper Dive, cause this is like jumping from a bridge called good games down to hell, you are almost forced to use a controller for this game, cause if you use keyboard and mouse, not only is it unsatisfying, the mouse sens is horrible, the gun play is horrible, the story is horrible, the gameplay is just horrible, but i'll finish the game, and then, I'm gonna put it on the shelf, forever. (6hrs in, halfway through the game)

Then something changed, and don't get me wrong, it still sucks, kinda, BUT, there's always a but! and always a butt, cause Jill sure works out, damn dude, did you see that? But on the serious side of things, this game has a charm, the last level of the game reminds me of the beautiful and sad moment in Star Wars III, except it's like a million times worse, but there is like a tini tiny resemblance. You can almost see it, but then you remember how bad the game was the first 5 chapters, and you must admit, the game sucks, monkey, frickin balls.

Why I don't enjoy this game, first and foremost, it's repetitive. And the combat is cranky, I understand some people might like it, but for me, in my experience, it's been ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I find Dark Souls way easier, and less ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Story wise it could definitely be star wars, and the story ain't that bad, I didn't really enjoy it but I also didn't hate it. For the record, I haven't finished the game, just unlocked double jump and I can't beat the ninth sister. I will leave the game here, and maybe in the future, I will finish the game, but for now, I will enjoy a game more of my taste, and it's called the Witcher 3.

This game sets you out on an adventure full on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deaths, especially Halo 2 on legendary, playing LASO was also a mistake, spent 7 hours in a room smelling like nachos and alien stuff. But It's a childhood game, so gotta give credit to it. They could release the games faster, I want Halo 3 already, cause I am ready to grab a weapon and fight with arbiter by me side you hardys!

Now If you'll excuse me, I have to grab a beer and maybe a bloody mary to accompany this huge wreckfest, I'll crush the enemies, I'll make them pay for making me buy this game, yet, I love it. So I recommend it!

"I'm Commander Fred, and this is my favorite game on Steam."