i’m now cracked at valorant and my self-esteem is being held together by a virtual twink in thigh highs who calls me senpai when i land headshots

it’s literally just a solid aim trainer right
but instead of boring ol targets or glowing orbs
you’ve got a cute anime femboy hyping you up and blushing every time you do good
miss a shot? he pouts and calls you a naughty little noob
land a triple flick? he makes noises that have me clutching my pearls and questioning god

i came here to improve my tracking
i stayed because i accidentally got emotionally attached to a fictional boy with cat ears and a maid outfit
i’m not proud
but i’m also not uninstalling

the game’s surprisingly functional tho like for real
you can customize your sensitivity
practice flicks tracking reaction time
AND also develop an unhealthy parasocial relationship with a virtual e-boy
it’s called multitasking sweetie look it up

pros:

improves aim

boosts confidence in weird confusing ways

thigh highs

surprisingly polished for something this cursed

cons:

i can’t play in public without headphones

now i blush when anyone says “good shot”

my aim is better but my dignity is gone

10/10 i am now the top fragger and the bottom
thanks femboy aim trainer