trollgietk0's POSTAL 2 Achievement Progress

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:35am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 4:38am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:26am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:24am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:54am

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 2:02am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:17am

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:03am

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:36am

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:21am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:57pm

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 8:42am

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 5:31am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:40am

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Unlocked 21 Jun @ 5:17am

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:46am

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:30am

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:13am

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 11:07am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 1:38am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:42am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:46pm

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 1:55am

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 7:59am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Unlocked 18 Feb @ 12:33pm

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:11pm

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Unlocked 7 May, 2022 @ 11:09am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:05am

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 11:20am

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:50pm

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:59pm

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:13am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Unlocked 20 Oct, 2023 @ 10:11am

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:38am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Unlocked 11 Feb @ 2:20am

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:24am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Unlocked 27 Jun @ 8:06am

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:11am

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.

Unlocked 10 Feb @ 4:20am

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:05am

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 4:02pm

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Unlocked 23 Feb @ 3:52pm

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:40am

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:10am

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:09am

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Unlocked 19 Feb @ 10:20am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 10:38am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 11:31am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 4:13pm

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 9:54pm

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:54pm

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.

Unlocked 28 Feb @ 12:29pm

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 11:03am

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Unlocked 24 Feb @ 3:54am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

11 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

24 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

6 / 20

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

4,375 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

25 / 30