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Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2014 @ 10:58am

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2014 @ 9:48am

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2014 @ 9:21am

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 12:41pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2016 @ 10:53am

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2015 @ 12:52pm

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 7:42am

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:22pm

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:00pm

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:11pm

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:10am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 22 Feb, 2015 @ 10:59am

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 4:11pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 12:29pm

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2023 @ 9:40am

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 4:45am

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2023 @ 3:24am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 1:08pm

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 11:57am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2015 @ 4:58am

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 6:04am

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:52am

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:30am

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:53am

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:54am

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2015 @ 6:36am

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 2:27pm

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:03am

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 3:19am

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:16am

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:16am

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:05am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:35am

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:16am

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:16am

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:16am

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 5:58am

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:25am

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 2:45pm

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 1:43pm

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 4:27am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:25am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:51pm

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 1:07pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 1:07pm



Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
746 / 1,000

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
18 / 35

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
28 / 75

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
4,720 / 7,200

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
37 / 500

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
0 / 1

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
0 / 1

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
0 / 1

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
4 / 5

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
11 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
1 / 3

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
0 / 1

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
0 / 4

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
0 / 2

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
0 / 1

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
0 / 2

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
0 / 1

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
0 / 1

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
0 / 1

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
0 / 1

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
0 / 200

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
0 / 1

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
0 / 1

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
0 / 1

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
0 / 1

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
0 / 1

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
0 / 500

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1