Piper Peter has a will to please his people, and we at the church of Piper Peter strive to follow in his path. Forsaken be the path of the Piper Pied, for it was his scorned wrath which led to the abduction and disappearance of 130 of 133 children in the town of Hamelin in his day and age. The Piper Peter only wished to please his people, with song, dance, and a nice pickled pepper every now and again, for his prized power of picking a pickled pepper straight from the plant is one trick that never grows old. In the name or Peter, the Piper, and the order of the pickle-masters, we pray for thine salvation and health.