HLTV has completely taken over my life. My father has disowned me after calling my grandma mens))) at the christmas dinner table. I spend most of my day glued to my pc, staring at the bell icon until the red "1" appears. It only takes me 10 seconds to click it on average, yet, all I see is the 404 screen. On to the next thread. 404. I start questioning my sanity. I visit the off-topic section, regret my choice. Still, I'll do it again. And again, and again. My life has been consumed by hltv, Jonathan E. dominates my every day. Always on the lookout for the next dopamine rush, but all I find is 404.404.404.

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