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The Destiny 2 experience
Destiny 2 is like a Wife.
She will have mood swings repeatedly. (error codes)
She will get into fights with you over pointless things. (bugs)
You will have to go through all her chad, giga chad, arnold schwarzenegger, tim cook, duke nukem ex's that you have no knowledge about beforehand. (trials)
She will make you do repeated things over and over that make you question your sanity. (gambit)
It’s painful, really bad…
And then you decide to go for a walk and find a girl that’s pretty and looking at you with interest, You talk to her for a change.
While talking you start to compare your Wife.
You realise the long talks you had with her were deeper and had more meaning. (lore)
You miss going on long walks with her in the garden ( raids ).
Every bad incident which makes you rage at her with your true emotions make you miss her. (supers)
The hot cakes she prepared for you after a week or month taste sweeter. (weekly and seasonal reset).
The fights you had with her seem normal and you feel accustomed to them.
You find meaning in the pointless things with her (strikes).
You realise there is no one better than her.

10/10 marriage material.
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Steely 24 Ιαν 2024, 10:50 
I want you.
JBwoof (J Blue) 17 Απρ 2022, 18:46 
Yall are trash lmao cant even win. Go back to console XD
_Myth_ 9 Οκτ 2021, 20:58 
hacker report your team
FabulousMantis 28 Μαϊ 2021, 11:09 
Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
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