Roses are Red.
Nuts are Brown.
Skirts go up.
Pants go down.
Body to body, skin to skin.
When it's stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry. It comes out wet.
The longer it is i.n
The stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and
It starts to sag.
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