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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
This game is a refined taste of pork hell for any gentlemen to experience, during the playthrough of this game, my testicles and pubic hairs stood on their tippy toes in excitement, the porky bastard looked me dead in the eyes with his haram gaze, and sent shivers into my spinal column, to which i responded by massacring him and his family, whoever dares to pick up this game, i warn you, you will not put this game down, i began playing at 12am and finished at 3 am out of pure enjoyment of this magnificent piece of Coding, much love to whoever reads this kissy kissy xoxoxoox
Posted 20 April, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
0.2 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
I was gifted this game by a friend and i thought that it would be enjoyable, after firing up the game i was greeted to a fun puzzle but after i saw the puzzle i was absolutely shocked to see the amount of heresy included in this video game, i am truly disappointed to see how far humanity has strayed from god. I thought this would be an enjoyable childrens game due to the fun colours and cartoons as well as the intriguing puzzles however i was wrong i have done 60 prayers today in order to clean my pure eyes and the seals of christ on my eyes, it was horrible. I am honestly dumbfounded at the amount of blasphemy and heresy which this game portrays through fun puzzles and drawings, i have now been diagnosed with severe ptsd and can not watch cartoon network as i have always done since i was a young child, this game has stripped me of my purity which i am currently in the process of restoring.

The game itself was quite enjoyable as the game had intriguing puzzles which required a lot of work and brains to solve however my brain is now destroyed as this games nudity has made it explode, i am sad to see that humanity which is meant to be pure but yet they create a game that is as disgusting as this game, please my brothers and sisters do not purchase hentai girl karen as it has caused me massive amounts of despair.

If you are to purchase this game please and i cant stress this enough please pray before opening and playing as my innocent mind has been scarred as i was not prepared for this monstrosity, my brothers and sisters pray so you do not end up like me, i struggle to sleep at night due to the horrors i have experienced in this game, i have also consequently been diagnosed with anxiety and paranoia as i am scared one of the female devils in this game will take me into the land of heresy and blasphemy and take me to the Dark one himself.

This concludes my review may the lord be with those who play this game and i pray to god so that i can make a swift recovery from this disgusting piece of inhuman beast coding.
Posted 14 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2.9 hrs on record
Now, let me start off by saying i was a huge fan of postal 2 and i was expecting postal 3 to be good aswell but the game was overall bad. First of all the game could barely run it would constantly crash and it would lag horribly mind you i was playing on a decent computer at the time. Secondly, The game had many glitches and other things which would ruin the experience and maybe even completely stop you from playing the game as it would block you from going to the other missions. I dont recommend this game for anyone
Posted 24 September, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
88.3 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Game is really fun and realistic if you wanna have a goof with your mates.
Posted 19 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
45.3 hrs on record (30.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ you
Posted 24 July, 2014.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
90.3 hrs on record (33.0 hrs at review time)
THIS GAME IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWSOME
Posted 25 June, 2014.
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