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Recent reviews by Smokey McBongwater

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1 person found this review helpful
150.6 hrs on record (116.4 hrs at review time)
Just play chapter two until you have to collect the fourth debt.

And then never play another mission after that.

And don't do Micah's mission either.

Just.

Don't.
Posted 20 July, 2023.
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4,270.9 hrs on record (3,687.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
It's my teammates holding me back, I swear!
Posted 6 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,765.9 hrs on record (2,561.0 hrs at review time)
They literally destroyed the economy for... a reason? I'm sure.

WOW THEY REALLY DID, DIDN'T THEY?!
Posted 12 November, 2021. Last edited 20 May, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
236.5 hrs on record (100.7 hrs at review time)
Didn't ever think I'd like this game. So glad GreasyGoose gifted it to me.

If you need to think about whether to get this game or not, just look at my hours.

I don't play bad games.
Posted 15 July, 2021.
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214.0 hrs on record (117.0 hrs at review time)
PvP Total War/Dynasty Warriors/Mount And Blade that's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FREE and not PAY TO WIN. Greatest game 2021 to me rn.
Posted 12 March, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
65.4 hrs on record (31.0 hrs at review time)
Buggy? Sure.
Better than any other FPSRPG out there? Also sure.
Posted 14 December, 2020.
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12.1 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Game of the Year
Posted 29 November, 2020.
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5 people found this review helpful
358.7 hrs on record (50.1 hrs at review time)
Anyone who ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about "p2p" servers have no idea how the idea is actually implemented and just get rekt on. Poor kids leaving a negative review because they're bad.

Buy this game if you like skill based games, then leave a negative review when you suck.

Seems like the norm around here.
Posted 15 February, 2017.
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94.5 hrs on record (72.6 hrs at review time)
Played it because of Angry Joe.

Only a few hours in and I'm zipping around like a ninja, doing awesome ♥♥♥♥ like sliding and shooting arrows at the same time.

Can litterally finish missions within a few minutes, or half an hour, depending on how you like to play.

MODS. TONS AND TONS OF MODS.

You can usually find me flying about in the air and shooting lightning at people as I fly by.

Cons: Way too long to progress without paying if you sink your teeth into this one. This is designed to be a f2p "hour a day, every day" game. Can't rank up on Mastery Rank more than once 24 hours.

after having a taste of pvp, I can say that even as a noob, you can wreck anything in your path, or if PvE too hard for you, you can skip 80% of the levels just by ctrl+space ad infinitum.
Posted 4 June, 2016. Last edited 4 June, 2016.
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