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WOKO 25 Jul @ 5:52pm 
-rep terrible player, racist and cant conduct himself properly
slyscorpionn 5 May @ 10:48am 
+ rep for eeby gleeby
stoned white suburban dude 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08pm 
-rep terrible player
WWWYYZZERDD 20 May, 2023 @ 10:32am 
+ Rep for Knowing about ATHF :D
< blank > 6 Apr, 2023 @ 9:06pm 
-rep filthy mouth, will yell obscenities after every death (every round)
CIAGangstalkVictim87 12 Mar, 2023 @ 3:12pm 
-rep called me the n word
xxxxREcktGODswgxxxx 3 Mar, 2023 @ 3:24am 
P2/2

The whole team disliked him, even the enemy team. When we began our comeback (me still using the nova almost every round) he decided to try yet I guess within the 4K hours he has spent within this game he hasn't learned how to aim or that listening to your teams callouts might help although to be fair I was making a large majority of them but had muted him at about round 15/30 due to his grating voice and constant whining. Thank you for the game Smokey, I hope I live on in your dreams

P.S: I didn't get carried to Silver Elite, I'm just better in 700 hours than you are in 4000

P.P.S: The Nova requires more skill to use than you have readily available, might I suggest practicing in Aimlabs?
xxxxREcktGODswgxxxx 3 Mar, 2023 @ 3:22am 
P1/2 (Edited for formating)

Possibly one of the worst and funniest experiences with any other individual playing CS:GO. Got mad at me around round 3 of a 30 round game because I informed him that I had heard 2 footsteps at window; where he was killed from. Smokey McBongwater has possibly the worst personality I have ever witnessed. He continued to harass me and claimed he stopped trying "10 rounds ago" (more like 3 when I watched him stand at T ramp and do nothing). It was great to hear a 30~40 something year old cry about a game, especially one in which he as spent 4k+ hours in.
stoned white suburban dude 9 Feb, 2023 @ 11:50pm 
-rep called me n word
9-5 wagie 31 Jan, 2023 @ 11:25am 
"Smokey McBongwater
Smokey McTokey" cringe weed coomer
Squirmy Wormy 28 Jan, 2023 @ 5:27pm 
what a cutie <3
we do not care 28 Jan, 2023 @ 3:46pm 
BRO COME BACK
nokj 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:43pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥ left game.... dafuqqq??!?!? :cupdown:
bong ripper 647 11 Jan, 2023 @ 5:43pm 
loser leaves after 3 rounds
time traveler 9 Jan, 2023 @ 7:12pm 
Toxic, leaves game over and over
Hoes call me santa 30 Dec, 2022 @ 9:59am 
Happy holidays :steamhappy:
Smokey McBongwater 30 Dec, 2022 @ 5:05am 
imagine being such a triggered zoomer that you can't even show your hours or let everyone comment on your profile. hmu when your feelings aren't easily hurt and you grow a personality/ambition
Frod 27 Dec, 2022 @ 5:48am 
damn all the comments starting to make sense old man. i think youre addicted to cs and your kids might need to sit you down and have a loving talk about it.
Tasty_Kittens 25 Dec, 2022 @ 2:32pm 
-rep. Mentally handicapped. Severely mentally handicapped. Just because he can speak in fluent English, and he can form complete sentences, does not mean that he's got a full stack of gray matter going on upstairs. Might just be one of the biggest morons you'll ever have the misfortune to come across. Hey, if you ever manage to procreate, it could only be with someone just as cerebrally malformed as yourself, so it's obvious your kids are going to catch your own personal brand of stupid. Being as how they'll be even dumber than their old man, there's an extremely high chance they don't make it long in the world before they screw up and pay the ultimate price for being so unequivocally handicapped. May your wife forever drown in sorrow at the loss of her little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and may her grief lead her to a full bottle of pills. I hope you live a life alone. It's what you deserve. It's only fitting for somebody such as yourself, and your painfully below average IQ. Suck rocks, ratbag.
Hoes call me santa 18 Dec, 2022 @ 2:35pm 
thinks he's in game leader because of all the devil lettuce he's been smoking but comes up with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ strats like "all rush B" and "all rush underpass to A" LMAO silver
star 17 Jul, 2022 @ 4:31am 
im going to brofist you IN THE ASS♥♥♥♥♥
OpTic Gaming lndia 1 Apr, 2022 @ 6:56pm 
yeah breaded chicken is cheating , youre lucky he didnt delete your comment on his profile, i guess he was mad at my friends and i since we tied 15:15 lol
Breaded Chicken 13 Mar, 2022 @ 6:55pm 
Stay stuck in silver bud calls everyone a hacker after losing lol
bruhh 21 Jan, 2022 @ 6:48am 
Not funny, very stupid little man with no power, pathetic teammate. RIP if you get him in your team for a comp game. Overall very cringy guy with a horrible personality. If he doesn't go afk and sing Smash Mouth the entire game (which he did in my comp game) then you will witness some of the worse aim ever recorded in a csgo match. -rep man child personality guy who never grew up.
Winton 3 Aug, 2021 @ 5:47pm 
He may be from texas but he still isn't that good
peak human 31 Jul, 2021 @ 7:05pm 
-rep ♥♥♥♥ player ggwp
LeBlancealot 24 Jun, 2021 @ 4:36pm 
Kills me all the time
Tacocorp 31 May, 2021 @ 2:18pm 
-rep walls
Bombana 4 May, 2021 @ 7:08am 
dope ass teammate
day 20 Apr, 2021 @ 9:04am 
3.5k hours and still in silver - rep terrible piece of ♥♥♥♥ lmao
day 20 Apr, 2021 @ 9:03am 
bye bye negro crybaby -rep has a vagina, cries all the time, ♥♥♥♥♥♥, thinks he is a god
popo 6 Apr, 2021 @ 12:32am 
-rep has 3.5k hours on cs and still sucks
Sharky 4 Apr, 2021 @ 12:40pm 
thanks for the paragraph coach
Sharky 3 Apr, 2021 @ 11:32pm 
claims to be former GE but couldnt hold a candle to me lol
Marti The Bandito 26 Dec, 2020 @ 10:06pm 
Really strong CSGO player
Smokey McBongwater 18 Mar, 2020 @ 10:35pm 
>9gag
BBC Felching Expert 18 Mar, 2020 @ 8:50pm 
yeah, back to 9gag you go
Smokey McBongwater 18 Mar, 2020 @ 9:56am 
>calling them "meme arrows"
newphag detected
BBC Felching Expert 18 Mar, 2020 @ 2:21am 
>using meme arrows outside of 9gag
ok ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Smokey McBongwater 1 Mar, 2020 @ 12:30am 
>still thinks I'm a Trump supporter

So you're the type that suffers from what republicans call "Trump Derangement Syndrome". I can see now how bad you make us liberals look.

Feel the Bern bud. Cry more on my profile about how much you suck ass.
Izzy 28 Feb, 2020 @ 11:39am 
Inbred trump supporter misses kickoffs in RL and thinks he's not the problem when he has his period and throws 10 seconds later. LMAO

Gl to any future teammates that have to carry your braindead dumba.ss. :lunar2019crylaughingpig:
Minty 12 Dec, 2019 @ 12:43pm 
GF
PeaceAgent 21 Nov, 2019 @ 11:37am 
-rep hacker aimbot and walls
kobe43 21 Nov, 2019 @ 1:02am 
blatant walls
johnny shaft 2 Aug, 2019 @ 10:01pm 
Your music limitation upsets my pubic vines, you devilish swine.
boomwiththebang 25 Jul, 2019 @ 11:46am 
Toxic as ♥♥♥♥
KℜeAMZ 3 Jun, 2019 @ 9:39pm 
yo gettin ur ban reversed
👑 SausageKing 👑 14 Nov, 2018 @ 12:44am 
-rep spams in chat
Woshimbo 7 Oct, 2018 @ 3:08am 
You gonna accept, dude?