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wicked boo hoo man init cuz yeah g say less my dutty slime, phas is like the mandem, bc im init you get be bad man

ok so one day i was bare hungry my slime so i floated to tesco and i though hmm what should i eat so then i had this mad thought in my brain and i was like
Cadbury’s Dairy Milk. Cadbury’s Dairy Milk is a creamy milk chocolate. ...
Mars Bar. Mars Bars are similar to Milky Way candy bars in the US. ...
Wine Gums. Wine gums are like gumdrops without any sugary coating. ...
Rhubarb & Custard. ...
Smarties. ...
Curly Wurly. ...
Jelly Babies. ...
Flake. ...
Twirl. ...
# 10 Maltesers. ...

and then i went mmm yeah teasers then there was like
White Maltesers", Maltesers made with a white chocolate coating.
"Dark Maltesers", Maltesers made with a dark chocolate coating.[13]
"Mint Maltesers", Maltesers made with a mint centre and milk chocolate coating.
"MaltEaster bunnies", (a bunny made out of Malteser) available over the Easter period each year and have been since Easter 2010. Mini versions were also available in 2015. Orange flavoured bunnies and white chocolate mini bunnies were introduced in 2021.
"Maltesers Teaser", chocolate coated miniature balls in a bar format, available since March 26, 2013.[14]
"Maltesers Teasers" chocolate spread.
Maltesers ''Merryteaser Reindeer''. Standard and miniature reindeer shaped chocolate-covered honeycomb, available in the run up to Christmas.
Maltesers Malty Hot Chocolate.
"Maltesers Buttons", button-shaped Maltesers which features the signature Mars chocolate with tiny malt balls within. Launched in 2018.[15]
"Maltesers Truffles". Launched in 2018.[15]
"Honeycomb Maltesers"[16]
"Raspberry Maltesers"[17]
so i was like hmm what to have ok basically then i chose teasers and then i ate some while playing WUNEscape and i say tureal and i was like MY MATEEE then he was like hmm yes i have a quest for you... i want you to have sex with a troll and let me watch then i was like ok ok ok fine because he was my slime yeah, my chargee, my day 1, my bwuce and then


mad game would reccomend just to see tureal but he is my friend so dont talk to him just look at me and him be absolute day ones

basically right i farted and started crying because of it because it made me very sad ( i had a child 2 minutes ago by the way) and and and ahh poop i forgot (plays teleshopping music https://youtu.be/FgXYzF5-Yiw ) ok i remebered i popped into tesco because its better then m and s and sainsburys you sainsburys scum and i was like hmmmm i need a widdle and so i went to da toilet and met toad and he was like "AYE" and i was like ok sick and then i sparked him out quick time and he died and he dropped brawlhalla so i was like mad and then i threw it to my neighbour and he had a hart attack quicktime and died

R.I.P Mr Birling ( my neighbour)

ok right so when i came back from my 7 year service in sheffield defusing bombs like a bad man cheeeeee i needed to listen to some sick beatz you get me? ok so i though hang on why dont i throw my fists at my child and yoink his ipad and get my singing monkeys and then i put down my bangin furcorn ( he has 7 mill on facebook) and he started doing musty flicks and flip resets on da ball and then yeah get this i teleported him to the gold ilsand so he would have drip so now i have furcon with drip follow him by pressing this link
https://followfurconbecausefurconhasfattydripyougetmebattyman.com

SPOON

all right so.....

basically right wait wait wait i need a dump brb





k im back allright so basically i would say that tap and elodie are the best survivors and this is why:

because i said so and i have like 3.2 million hours on this game now and im tier 18 so dont mess with me i will castrate you and serve your balls as ice cream in a cone you get me ok ok ok ok so im not gonna lie i need another poo hang on


k im back again oop hang on forgot to wipe
gotta shake so i dont spill you get me

ok so if you play trickster you need to go outside and reconsider your life; whatever age you are stop your mid life crisis by playing trickster and go outside you fat discord admin looking skin head. k all done now going to drop the kids off at the pool again ;)

right ok ok ok to be honest i havent beat the training thing because it is to difficult and i looked at the hero selection and literally aged 4 days because i lost my mouse cursor; why is there so many stinkin characters right listen valve yeah you only need 2 characters because i said so, me and i literally own the speed run for beating the training and this game that you people call dota has an oblivious meaning and you need to wake-up sheeple
D: dont
O: own
T: this
A: Awful GAME
2: times two

ok if you play this than you definitely have about 17 legs and you remind me of when you defeat the second egg nest in point of contact on call of duty ghosts extinction... LOOTERS WILL BE SHOT and you also like to pee in the sink and wash your hands in the toilet you degenerate

funny black man = good game

ok yeah, hang on let me make sure my mic is working ( i picked it up from someone on da streetz i think his name was lil chungus, he is a soundcloud rapper and you probably heard him from such songs as: gangnam style and dude wheres my donkey ) right yeah my mic is working dont worry ok so yeah blood bowl; its like fortnite but not really anyway moving on to bloodbowl 2 its kinda sorta a bit like boring man but before you read the rest of this review you should read my boring man review because its really good and took me 5 years to draft any way moving on to blood bowl its like cheerios except there is blood in the bowl yeah ok ok ok ok ok anyway OI stop talking im trying to do my review hang on let me quickly jump up and down

right im back anyway blood bowl is like rocket league because i said so to be honest yeah upvote this review and your dad will grow an extra inch tonight, ez gg ff uninstall

crusty