Mein Gott Leute, meine Mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich Cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist das bitte? Jetzt zocke ich Fortnite und trinke Cola! YIPPEE!

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　ゝ、　　＼　／⌒ヽ,ノ 　 /´
　　　ゝ、 （ ( ͡◉ ͜> ͡◉) ／
　　 　　>　 　 　,ノ
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(sorry for bad english)

It’s true!!

Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new Steam rule where Gabe Newell can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever is in your refrigerator. To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Steam feed:

I do not authorize Gabe Newell or any entity associated with Steam to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Steam to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone.

After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will turn blue 🔵 and you’re good to go.

It’s true!!

Don't forget that tomorrow starts the new Steam rule where Gabe Newell can sneak into your kitchen at night and eat whatever is in your refrigerator. To stop him from doing that, copy and paste this message on your Steam feed:

I do not authorize Gabe Newell or any entity associated with Steam to sneak into my house and eat anything in my refrigerator. With this statement, I notify Steam to leave my milk, eggs, butter, cheese, veggies, sandwich meats, pickles, and leftover pizza alone.

After you copy and paste this message, the light in your refrigerator will turn blue 🔵 and you’re good to go.

Owns a game called "Furry Cyber ♥♥♥♥♥♥"
Kinda cringe if you ask me

+rep he's him