As a man who's seen the original Disney classic G-Force, I'd consider myself an expert in ALL things G-Force.
Hell, I've even seen the movie in Spanish and in Russian! (Without subtitles)

As of 5.2.2020 I've played G-Force fully through on Challenging and on my way to completing it on Super Agent mode. After my triumph of completing Challenging, all I can say is that I now have full understanding on the aerodynamics of a genuine guinea pig, I can hack into any mainframe of any possible building, I can tell a molehill from a mountain; I understand the dangers of AI and as of now, as I'm listening to the OGFSTFHD (original G-Force soundtrack FULL HD) as I feel like a demigod or like some other higher being of existence. All of this is thanks to this game elevating me above any petty, puny human being.

So, now that I've got you all caught up on my knowledge on the whole G-Force franchise; it's time I told you about the game itself..


Honestly, one of the most intense and breathtaking games I've come across. One minute I'd be laughing my hairy guinea pig bottom off at EXTREMELY FUNNY HUMOUR and the next I was holding my breath while trying to infiltrate the FBI to steal one of their prisoners. Then as a TWIST occurs, I was sobbing as the characters would showcase their true colours, leaving me in shambles, until I could regain my grasp of reality.


In the game G-Force, you play as Darvin, a guinea pig, who's either a genetically engineered bio-degradable super weapon, or a guinea pig who learned the ways of a super agent - obviously he can also talk. (duh.)

In the game, Darvin is has to travel to hell and back, in order to save the whole entirety of everything and everyone from machines, who've gone rogue.

The story clearly takes inspiration from the novel, "The unbearable lightness of being" written by Milan Kundera and published in 1984; as G-Force portrays the future of 2010, as a depressing and gloomy world filled to the brim with mean, cold-hearted guinea pig killers attempt to put out the flame within your guinea pig body. (Just exclude the fact that The unbearable lightness of being takes place in Czechoslovakia, in the year 1968.)

All in all, the story has been neatly woven together with a nice cherry/bow on top.

Now, no review would be complete without some, "nit-picking" and I'm safe to say that this is a review, so on to the nit-picks!


This game includes spoilers for the movie G-Force, which could kinda ruin the movie from anyone who hasn't seen it. (Luckily I'd seen the film, however my sister hadn't and now she's dead.)

There's this one enemy, "The CD-player," which quite honestly grinds my gears, and it truly inspires my bitterness towards the game.


- I only broke 2-keyboards, 3-mice (computer mouses, look it up chump) as well as a table on my journey to beat this game on Challenging.

- I used up a full tissue box during the playthrough of this game - it's really emotionally draining.

- Best song on the soundtrack? Trevor Rabin - Mooch mission

- A masterclass in game design.