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'Ah... I see that the new traffic division is having the desired effect.' He indicated a large pile of paper. 'I am getting any amount of complaints from the Carters' and Drovers' Guild. Well done. Do pass on my thanks to sergeant Colin and his team.'
'I will, sir.'
'I see in one day they clamped seventeen carts, ten horses, eighteen oxen and one duck.'
'It was parked illegally, sir.'
(The Fifth Elephant)

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loser

hax ! :)

When a woman gets a vibrator, it's seen as a bit of naughty fun. BUT when a guy orders a 240 volt ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating ♥♥♥♥♥, elasticized anus with non-drip nut collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic rape scream 7.1 surround system, he's called a pervert.

-rep he's breathing

-rep arsehole that ruins a game