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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:53pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 6:41pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 7:12pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 5:33pm

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:00pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 8:01pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 7:15pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 12:22pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 31 Jul @ 4:40pm

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:56pm

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 12:23pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 1:31pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 10 Aug @ 4:16pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 2:28pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 7:05pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 8:13pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 20 Aug @ 8:01pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:53pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 12:24pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 10:23am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 6:16pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 11:11am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 7:56pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 5:37pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 7:25pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 8:19pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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