Heya! 🎮 Just a dude who's been around since November 15th, 1994, collecting life's achievements along the way.

🏆 Conquered the virtual realm as the Ultimate Gamer at Ballykeel Youth Centre.
💼 Kept it steady with a job for 3 years straight, adulting like a pro.
💰 Achieved TRUE financial freedom - because why stress about the little things?
🏅 Youngest person named Nigel.
🎵🎤🔥 MUSICAL & ARTIST PRODIGY🎵🎤🔥
🖥🖱 12883 PAID hours of moderation experience (as of 06/12/24)


MY MUSIC TASTE (and yours)
It's honestly bewildering how people manage to settle for the mundane when it comes to music preferences. The ubiquitous allure of songs like "Bohemian Rhapsody" might be easy to digest, but it lacks the genuine substance that I've found in the intricacies of mumble rap and SoundCloud rap. While I can respect the fact that others might stick to the tried and tired masterpieces of Queen, I can't help but feel a certain pity for those who miss out on the raw, unapologetic essence that defines the likes of "Gucci Gang."

No need for me to claim superiority, but it's a shame that some are content with a musical diet that's as bland as the iconic sounds of The Beatles. These mainstream marvels might have their merits, but they pale in comparison to the audacious individuality that artists like Lil Pump bring to the table. The irony of it all is that while people cling to the generic charm of "Stairway to Heaven," they fail to appreciate the authentic and groundbreaking creations of mumble and SoundCloud rap. 🎵🎤🔥

My Gaming Prowess
In a world that often settles for the ordinary, my pursuit has always been one of excellence. When it comes to gaming, this pursuit takes on a whole new level. I've effortlessly risen to the top ranks in games like CSGO, Rocket League, and Brawlhalla, showcasing an inherent skill that surpasses the norm. Yet, my prowess extends beyond the realms of the usual suspects – I've conquered the challenges of Cookie Clicker, cracked the codes of Game Dev Tycoon, and even maneuvered the intricacies of Gorpville, while the versatile realm of Roblox is just another playground for my exceptional abilities.

Gaming is more than a pastime for me; it's a testament to my unwavering commitment to mastery. With every victory earned, I stand as a living embodiment of strategy, finesse, and unyielding determination. Whether it's a shooter or a simulator, my dominance remains undeniable. So, when you think of someone who doesn't settle for less, someone who consistently emerges victorious, think of me – the embodiment of unparalleled excellence across the gaming spectrum. 🎮🏅🚀

My Professional Career
Let me share a glimpse into my role as a janitor at the Ballykeel Youth Centre. It might not be the flashiest job, but there's a genuine satisfaction that comes from keeping things in order. I find myself enjoying the quiet moments amidst the hustle and bustle, sweeping floors and making spaces look their best.

The youth center's vibrant atmosphere is infectious, and my work as a janitor allows me to be a part of that energy. There's something oddly fulfilling about taking a messy room and turning it into a clean slate for whatever adventures come next.

While I might be behind the scenes, I get a front-row seat to the stories that unfold here. From the laughter during gaming sessions to the earnest talks held in corners, I'm a small part of the place where memories are made.

So, even though I'm just a janitor, I take pride in my role. With each task completed, I play a part in maintaining the space that brings people together at the Ballykeel Youth Centre. 🧹🏢🌟

If you're considering joining the ranks of my esteemed friends, there are a few prerequisites that need to be met. Here's the rundown:

Steam Level Above 10: To be part of the inner circle, your Steam level needs to showcase a certain degree of commitment to the gaming world.

Skin Donation to the Safety 4 Skins Fund: It's not all just fun and games – I take philanthropy seriously. Your willingness to make a skin donation to the Safety 4 Skins Fund, my personal charity initiative dedicated to eradicating CSGO skin scams, speaks volumes about your character. (Minimum value of 5 EUR.

True Gamer Status (Subject to My Approval): Being a true gamer isn't just about the hours you put in; it's about your dedication and love for the art of gaming. This one's a bit subjective, but I'll be the judge of whether your gaming spirit aligns with the ethos of our circle.

By meeting these requirements, you'll be well on your way to becoming a bona fide member of my gaming circle. Remember, it's not just about the games we play – it's about keeping the community clean. Being a likeable person, and never losing.