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Recent reviews by JOHN HELLDIVER

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122.2 hrs on record (33.7 hrs at review time)
BANGER
Posted 1 July.
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2 people found this review helpful
154.0 hrs on record (97.4 hrs at review time)
Gold standard for what a AAA game should be
Posted 26 May, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
10.6 hrs on record (8.4 hrs at review time)
EIGHT HOUR MAIN CAMPAIGN

LOCKED TO 60 FPS FOR COOP OR ELSE THE GAME IS LITERALLY UNPLAYABLE

MEDIOCRE WRITING BORDERING ON ANNOYING AND BORING

FUEL CAN, WATER CAN, SMELLY WATER CAN, CAR BATTERY AND CIRCUIT BREAKER. THATS ALL THERE IS

FEELS LIKE IM PLAYING A REALLY GOOD ROBLOX GAME OR MINECRAFT MOD LMAO, AND YET IVE PLAYED MINECRAFT MODS WITH MORE CONTENT THAN THIS POS

E I G H T Y DOLLARS

80 BIG ONES

NEARLY A FULL STACK

AND FOR WHAT? HELL-A? DEAD ISLAND 2 IS HELLA BAD

I WANT MY MONEY BACK. I WANT TO BE PAID FOR THE TIME I SPENT PLAYING THIS GAME TO BE HONEST
Posted 20 May, 2024. Last edited 20 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
345.6 hrs on record (189.8 hrs at review time)
Great value for your money and a great dev team.
Posted 4 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,546.6 hrs on record (23.1 hrs at review time)
TOTAL ALIEN DEATH, NEVER FORGET MALEVELON CREEK.

KILL BUGS.

BEHEAD BOTS.

ROUNDHOUSE KICK A TERMINID INTO THE CONCRETE,
SLAM DUNK A CLANKER BABY INTO THE TRASH CAN.

CRUCIFY FILTHY COCKROACHES AND DROP BOMBS ON THEIR HOME.

LAUNCH CHARGERS INTO ALPHA CENTAURI.
TOSS BOTS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOS.
FEED RED MONKEYS TO BILE TITANS.
CURBSTOMP PREGNANT BUGGERS.
JUDO THROW HUNTERS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
MACHINEGUN SHRIEKERS IN HALF.

URINATE INTO BUG NESTS AND STIR FRY THEIR YELLOW EYES FOR JU-JU BEES.

REPORT ANTI-DEMOCRATIC ACTION TO THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH.

SET FIRES TO THEIR HOME PLANETS.
Posted 9 March, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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56.9 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
10/10
Posted 24 June, 2023.
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2.6 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Can't wait to see where this game goes, as it stands it is already fun especially with friends. As of this review the game is in a Beta state, and is fairly bare bones. This is fine for now, as time goes on I am really excited to see what changes and additions come.

There is a HUGE opportunity here to make a VERY fun and profitable game.

I will personally be very sad to see this die :'(
Posted 14 May, 2023.
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238.3 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
MUSHROOM
Posted 19 March, 2023.
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350.6 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
If you played STALKER for any significant amount of time, and ever wanted a multiplayer experience,this is going to be it. I can only see this game getting better over time.

I had no expectations going into this game, and its been extremely enjoyable.

The quests are written well. The main quest is voiced, and if you understand Russian, the Russian voice acting is very good. There ARE a good chunk of fetch quests, but I honestly dont mind them due to enjoying the process of trekking across the map and PvE/PvPing.

The PvP actually feels solid so far.

The gun modification is awesome, very similar to Tarkov.

The game runs well.

The gunplay itself is honestly way better than I could have expected it to be, and the weapon models are accurate and as detailed as they can get for a block game.

The community has been very helpful ingame. If I asked a question in faction chat, I would immediately get several responses. Its faster to just ask people in chat as opposed to looking things up majority of the time.


Anyways, well done EXBO, you turned a minecraft mod I forgot about into my latest addiction
Posted 13 December, 2022. Last edited 28 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
24.4 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
an aesthetic gem covered in microtransaction diarrhea

also as it stands the game isnt even in beta, its an unoptimized and broken alpha build thats missing features with a massive RNG based grind.


theres so much potential here, just wasted

edit: Its getting better but its not nearly there yet
Posted 2 December, 2022. Last edited 17 April, 2023.
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