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roundest ass ive seen in a long time - quite a refreshing sight

But now every time I see anything somewhat related to Teletubbies I get uncontrollably hard. Teletubby toy? Erect. Wind Turbine? Erect. Pink Slime? I damn near pop right there and then: my biggest fantasy is Po rubbing that pink slime stuff on both of us so we can have intense, wet sex and practically revert to two retarded llamas attempting to procreate in a pile of mud. I haven't told anyone about this fetish and hope to break it soon but I haven't felt this alive while pleasing myself in a long time

One fateful day while I was tugging away, I happened upon a Teletubby video and...I...just...lost it. I had never felt so alive in my life. My hand just goes into overdrive. I'm pounding this thing-I actually don't know how I didn't get irritated foreskin from the amount of friction-and I just feel my body reaching new heights of ecstasy. I'm looking Po's thick self and imagining her straddling my face. I mean who wouldn't; she's perfection. 6'5". Brown Eyes. And a natural ass that puts all the Ms. Botoxs in the Hills to shame. So anyway I'm exhilarated. I actually can't even remember the moment I ♥♥♥ but a little hit the ceiling. And from that point I was hooked. 4 sometimes 5 times a day I started jacking it to Teletubby videos.

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i cant take this anymore. If you really cared about me and cherished our so called best friendship i wouldnt have to go out of my way to make you notice me, if you really cared about me like you said you did, i wouldnt have to remind you every single time i say hi that, " hi it, me mercy, your best friend. im not dead yet, hope you talked to me alot more, you say 4 words to me on a regular basis, "please stop hurting my feelings," dont worry about this, just delete this comment and go on with your fantastic life buddy, after all. a friendship like ours is replaceable